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It's my fault I'm not the illegitimate son of Jelly Jiggler.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.[quote]
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let's try that again

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Potatoes are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

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It's not that hard to beat up someone short.

Yeah, but we shouldn't pick up midgets just because of their size.

It's not a raisin if you can't put it in your oatmeal!

I'd hate and love to see the sighs of that grape.

You do know that giraffes don't smile..right?

Maybe you just weren't able to make her satisfied enough.

So that's why he got jumped by his hurling friends.

[quote]Being gay is good enough, but being Gandalf and pang, to your friend that's just a bucket o' vomit for the best experience that you can't imagine.

When you graduate from high school, you must make that your yearbook quote. It's too perfect for me to edit.

when you graduate from elementary school,you must not tae that daybook quote.it's to dangerous to even exist.

why doesn't it exist then?