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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Santi_
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Hey guys, I'm back, well for the time being. I have suck little time I'm actually typing this on my phone.

I use my android/nexus powers (I'll just refer to it as nexus) to concentrate every single piece of technology in the world, and force it t give out whatever waves possible; I.e. radio, microwave, et cetera, I'm sure some devices on earth are able to even give off gamma rays. I force it to come to me, and I condense it until it behaves like a liquid. I make it into a sphere, and fuse nexus into it. I send it flying towards the tree at intense speeds, and use my swords to open a hole in the tree. I jam the sphere into the tree, and cover the hole with my own ironbark. I wait a few seconds, then invert the sphere's entire structure where the nexus is the core, in hopefully causes a detonation.

thaboss
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Thaboss prepares for his journey by gathering food and getting a pack.

Bladerunner679
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I name one Harmony, and the other Discord. now then, let's see what a few darkness rounds can do to the tree...


your new guns deal decent damage.

-1500hp

I make the universes largest nuclear power plant and dump all that toxic waste on the tree makeing the ground posind and also flooding the tree in posin water, then i use the nanobot atack and bearitec.


...I can barely understand this through all of the grammar and spelling errors (please clean it up). the tree is immune to poison actually (it got immunity way before you even got on this thread).

Oh wait, I found it! I make an artificial thumb out of Condensed Holy energy. (I cut of my right thumb)


now you have a new thumb.

begin constructing 3 satellites to make a Hammer of dawn orbital firing system.


if it's microsoft games, then chances are, I know what it is. the hammer of dawn is under construction, and you can use it next turn.

or is that what my insane side wanted with those souls?


actually, he was going to use it to separate himself from you and cause massive havoc to everything. now you know.

I attempt to form the heavy winds into an evil tornado directly on top of the tree.


the evil part is strong, but you aren't skilled enough in wind magic to do much damage.

-300hp

I attack the tree with both my swords, and 3 more amplified minions.


DIRECT HIT! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! (I was bored, sorry)

-3000hp

killersup summons legions of liches upon the tree.killersup tells the liches that when the tree is cut down then all the good powers of the earth will crumble and the liches will be able to reach full power of their spells.the liches will summon more undead minions that will untimatly attempt to bring the tree down.


unfortunately, the liches know that there has to be some form of balance of magic in the world for magic to function properly. they decide to not help you, and then they use their powers to seal you away temporarily. they use the time to escape your grasp.

temporarily disabled:killersup10

I slice the tree with a frozen sword. You know, ice is a plant's weakness.


the tree is slightly weaker against ice, but a frozen sword is brittle against the ironbark, and shatters on impact. no damage.

You know, attacking the tree myself is sooooo tedious. I need minions, demons even to do it for me. I begin to find a way to learn by asking around at the inn about summoning demons and where to learn it.


actually, your new powers allow you to summon minor demons to aid you for a single turn. no quest needed.

I am so mad at the tree that I kick it and stub my toe.


not how the game works, boy. here is how it works: you attack, I give results.

example:
you: I kick the tree
me: you stub your toe

learn the rules.

I get a caravan to go to Yggdrasil and get them to brew more Sun Berries


you get to yggdrasil without any problems.

I use my android/nexus powers (I'll just refer to it as nexus) to concentrate every single piece of technology in the world, and force it t give out whatever waves possible; I.e. radio, microwave, et cetera, I'm sure some devices on earth are able to even give off gamma rays. I force it to come to me, and I condense it until it behaves like a liquid. I make it into a sphere, and fuse nexus into it. I send it flying towards the tree at intense speeds, and use my swords to open a hole in the tree. I jam the sphere into the tree, and cover the hole with my own ironbark. I wait a few seconds, then invert the sphere's entire structure where the nexus is the core, in hopefully causes a detonation.


it does, and a nasty one at that.

-30000hp

Thaboss prepares for his journey by gathering food and getting a pack.


(you don't need to waste a post doing this. quests are under the assumption that you are fully prepared)

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
killersup10

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
killersup10
light_chaser

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01
djime

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Elemental Sages (ultimate elemental masters):

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95
BRAAINZz

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat
beckitten27

Tormentors (ultimate force of evil):

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)

Archangels (ultimate force of good):
subzero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,367,879,044 HP

Weather:Thunder Storms
Ground Condition: Soaked
Wind: Heavy Winds
light_chaser
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I go try to find Cranyok Vol again to ask him something.

warriorcats123
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darn i use a starraptor and have it use steel wing then i have hypno use thunder punch

SubZero007
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I associate myself with the water element.

thaboss
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A? Is it too late? Is thaboss already on his quest?

If so, thaboss continues toward the volcano.

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killersup sends forth a wave of undead souls to pound through the barrier with which killersup is consealed upon.when killersup feel that the barreir starts to weaken then he sends forth montsrosities for which shall shatter the barrier.

killersup10
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killersup sends forth a wave of undead souls to pound through the barrier with which killersup is consealed upon.when killersup feel that the barreir starts to weaken then he sends forth montsrosities for which shall shatter the barrier.



by the way blade,would killersup be able to say.......increase his powers if he were to hunt after the liches?

light_chaser
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wait, cancel my other one....

I try to BECOME darkfire by sucking some energy from my darkfire sword and fusing with it.

BRAAINZz
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I still would like to quest, as minor demons is not quite enough. Needs more power than just "Minor". Let the quest begin!

MoparGamer
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It is from Microsoft

I begin firing the Hammer of Dawn repeatedly

If u meant one turn from now: I begin constructing a factory that will make more Hammer of Dawns over time.

sonicheroes95
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nice. now then, just for fun, sorry to anyone who happens to be with-in melee range of the tree and not behind it.

I try firing about 50 of darkness at the tree before putting them together and charging up a shot. (for next turn.)

Kylelolcat
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While the Hammer of Dawn is being built, I stealthily corrupt its power source so that this particular hammer fires beams of dark power.

Bladerunner679
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since posts are dying down, I will now end the turn. I will have a response as soon as I am able.

-Blade

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