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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679
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I try making 3 shadow clones and using a Rasenshuriken on the tree.


(again with all of these japanese cartoons.) you hit the tree square on, but since it has no chakra points, the attack is near useless against it.

-20hp

I throw myself at the ground.


you land on the ground, and break your nose.

I summon three Blue-Eyes White Dragons and fuse them to make Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. Now I use it to attack the dragon while it's still stunned.


(can't believe I finally get to use the tree's mystery effect) the dragon swoops in, and breathes a white fire on the guardian, but suddenly, the dragon is knocked out of the sky. what hit it you wonder, none other than one of the trees main branches.

-3000hp: Ommeragnarok

mystery effect: yggdrasil will now knock down all aerial attacks

I use my powers to make Ommeragnorak's body have an overactive immunity, causing it's cells to attack themselves.


the dragon suffers heavy damage, but it starts glowing, and sheds its skin to rid itself of all harmful enchantments.

-4000hp: Ommeragnarok

Actually, I fire a guided missile into the mouth of the guardian.


your other half kicks in, teleports in front of the missle, and fires pure energy at it. it also hits SubZero007, which damages him pretty badly.

-20hp: SubZero007

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
68,000hp

Tree: 38,999,999,999,618 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, sunny
ground condition: dry
SubZero007
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I spend a turn in the hospital, and then I strap on a full suit of bullet proof armor.

Santi_
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So, does my computer/machine integrated body give me any bonus?

SubZero007
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@ Santi_, we could destroy the tree faster if you shared your technology.

sonicheroes95
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Brisingr. *tries setting the tree on fire with magic.*

Kylelolcat
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Wren't you going to "hang [me] from Yggdrazil", Santi_? If not, can you replace my psycho half with machines?

I attempt to heal SubZero007 with my odd powers.

Santi_
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Sorry guys, self-preservation first, destroying the tree that gives everything life and power later. And Kylelolcat, wouldn't you "healing" somone backfire, and I won't hang you in the name of Odin on Yggdrasil if you don't do anything to give the tree a lot of it's health back.

PerryKid
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Sorry guys, self-preservation first, destroying the tree that gives everything life and power later. And Kylelolcat, wouldn't you "healing" somone backfire, and I won't hang you in the name of PerryKid on Yggdrasil if you don't do anything to give the tree a lot of it's health back.


Did somebody say my name?
SubZero007
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^^^^^^^^^^
*like*
And @ Kylelolcat! no! Take it back! You are gonna kill me!

Poizaz00
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I shoot a combustible lemon minigun at the tree and dragon. I then attempt to fire the death star at it.

SubZero007
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I ask the Doctors in the hospital to not admit Kylelolcat into my room.

Kylelolcat
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Well, it is a random chance, but he's probably going to ***** me, so, cancel that.

I find a nice cliff to jump off of instead.

PerryKid
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Mind if I add a few classes?

So, does my computer/machine integrated body give me any bonus?


No, but your status does.

Brisingr. *tries setting the tree on fire with magic.*


But the tree, being magic, interferes with your spell and is not damaged.

I attempt to heal SubZero007 with my odd powers.


You heal him, but you turn him into an undead being.

I ask the Doctors in the hospital to not admit Kylelolcat into my room.


They can't stop him. He's a mage. You can pray to the gods to give you powers... if you want.

Well, it is a random chance, but he's probably going to ***** me, so, cancel that.

I find a nice cliff to jump off of instead.


You cancel the spell, and Sub turns human again.

You find a cliff to the East and jump down. When you hit the ground, you vanish, but do not die. You find yourself at the crowd of protestors.

My personal attack is to reduce the tree's health by half again.

-50%

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)


Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)


Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
68,000hp

Tree: 19,499,999,999,809 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, sunny
ground condition: dry
Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

So, PerryKid=Odin?

PerryKid
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PerryKid
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yes, in this game.

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