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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Chess341
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I cast a chaos spell which because of the current chaos spell should make it an anti-chaos spell muhahahhahahahahaha

Chryosten
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I get Pacman to not eat the tree and eat Chess instead.

Kylelolcat
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I attempt to suck the chaos directly out of Chess before Pac-man eats him, using the power to start reclaiming my psycho side.

Bladerunner679
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wow, a lot of people have posted. well, let's get started.

then a rocket launcher takes me out and shoots me away the tree again!
then I say In Soviet Russia 2+2=0


(I'm guessing I missed a lot here) this time, the rocket hits the tree, but the guardian Ommeragnarok has returned from his weakened state, and is ready to attack again.

-50hp

Returned: Ommeragnarok

And if every attack does the opposite, and I have powers of healing, I blast my healing powers at the tree, hoping to drain it's health.


I also make sure if it backfires it is concentrated on me.


sorry, instead you shot out so much holy magic that it canceled out the chaos effect. you did heal yourself a little though.

+20hp:SubZero007

*Takes out a sword and tries to use strike raid on self with it.*


you hurt yourself quite a bit doing so.

-30hp:sonicheroes95

I throw golden apples away from the tree's roots. Backwards, that should be like throwing damage at the tree.


they land on the ground a few feet away, and explode, burning parts of your body.

-30hp:Poizaz00

I cast a chaos spell which because of the current chaos spell should make it an anti-chaos spell muhahahhahahahahaha


lol, sorry, since you have no affinity for dark magic, your spell backfires, and you damage yourself quite a bit.

-20hp:Chess341

I get Pacman to not eat the tree and eat Chess instead.


Chess341 is eaten, and is now being digested by pacman.

Temporarily disabled: Chess341

I attempt to suck the chaos directly out of Chess before Pac-man eats him, using the power to start reclaiming my psycho side.


you suck out the chaos energy, which allows you to communicate to your other half (be careful, depending on what you say, you can end up dead from this) it also heals your body because your DNA has been chaotically charged.

+10hp: Kylelolcat

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21
Chess341

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
68,000hp

Tree: 19,499,999,999,759 HP

Weather: apocalyptic, Hurricane
ground condition: Wet
Bladerunner679
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Also, I've decided to do something a little special.

if you are reading this thread, and have died (not banned, died), I'm allowing you to come back if you post directly onto my profile. the only catch is that you must prove you were killed, and not banned. So says Blade

SubZero007
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Yayyyyy! No more backwards attacks! And where did the hurricane come from? Anyways, I call up Chuck Norris and tell him I bet I know a tree he can't chop down. His ego is insulted so he comes and puts his back into it. And I use my healing spells to try and heal as many people as I can. (I don't care if this disables me for a turn)

PerryKid
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Yayyyyy! No more backwards attacks! And where did the hurricane come from? Anyways, I call up Chuck Norris and tell him I bet I know a tree he can't chop down. His ego is insulted so he comes and puts his back into it. And I use my healing spells to try and heal as many people as I can. (I don't care if this disables me for a turn)
It shouldn't be hurricane. If good canceled the chaos, everything is normal again. Seeing that the tree was the Yggdrasil, Tree of Life and Energy, Chuck Norris backs away and instead protects the tree until some other evil comes up.

You completely heal the entire party except the guy that got eaten.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21
Chess341

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Guardian's health:
68,000hp

Tree: 19,499,999,999,759 HP

Weather: Sunny
ground condition: Wet
Bladerunner679
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aw dude, it was apocalyptic because the tree is so damaged, that the universe itself was unraveling. the chaotic effect was canceled, but the apocalyptic rift triggered the hurricane.

sorry I didn't elaborate.

PerryKid
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In that case, once Chuck Norris leaves, let's start the ragnarok.

Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

when will chuck norris leave? is he another guardian or something?

PerryKid
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Nomad

when will chuck norris leave? is he another guardian or something?


When another evil comes up. Yes, he's a guardian... technically. He is invincible to anything but paddles and women.
SubZero007
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Some other evil? As in what?

Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

Some other evil? As in what?


I guess when somebody is foolish enough to ally himself with chaos like Kylelolcat will chuck norris attack. that will probably kill the player though.

also:

Weather: apocalyptic, Sunny
ground condition: Wet
Chess341
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Shepherd

Um im confused about the lose a turn thing> Does that mean that I cant make another attack for like 10 post or something or what?

SubZero007
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So like if I say,"Hey Chuck! There's a Giant Man-Eating worm over there and they need your help!" then he will leave?

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