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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Chess341
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I take santi_ and use (her?) as a battering ram on the tree.

Santi_
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Oh **** NO YOU DIDN'T. I'M A GUY. WTF! I jump of you, and use YOU as a battering ram, using my Santi powers to ram you into it at a superhuman speed and strength. I'm talking about Chess341.

gameplayer101
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I use a portal gun form portal 2 and send the tree in an infinite loop. I then send it straight up, and remove the bottom portal so it crashes into the ground.

SubZero007
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Peasant

If chess is even still somewhat recognizable I resurrect him so Santi_ batter ram him again.

Bladerunner679
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I laugh because you overlooked the portal reference. I then sap the strength of the tree to summon a Golem Wyvern to attack the tree, after I give it adamantite pebbles for armor.


(never played portal) unfortunately, the tree's energy composition is formulated in a way that only those with the tree's blessing can use its power (none of you have this power, not even Santi_)

i'll use a healing potion on the guy i nailed with the epic hammer.


he is healed.

+50hp:ichigo773

I take santi_ and use (her?) as a battering ram on the tree.


Oh **** NO YOU DIDN'T. I'M A GUY. WTF! I jump of you, and use YOU as a battering ram, using my Santi powers to ram you into it at a superhuman speed and strength. I'm talking about Chess341.


you both wrestle eachother to the ground. even though he tried as hard as he could, Chess341 was unable to match the sheer strenght of Santi_. santi uses him as a battering ram, and nearly kills chess due to the force of the impact. it still doesn't do any damage though because of how thick the tree's ironbark is.

-0hp

-70hp:Chess341 (I've been keeping track of your health, you have 10hp left.)

I use a portal gun form portal 2 and send the tree in an infinite loop. I then send it straight up, and remove the bottom portal so it crashes into the ground.


I'm going to be frank with you. that attack was not only stupid, it was also impossible. there are two reasons why it could never work:

1.due to the massive size of the tree, the ammount of energy needed to create a portal that could fit it would take the energy of 9 H-Bombs.

2.because you are pointing at the SKY, there is no ceiling for the other portal to be placed at. rendering that attack impossible in the first place.

try another stupid attack like this again, and I will ban you.

-50hp:yggdrasil (the root corruption)

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree: 499,999,999,999,930,590 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: wet
Wind: Strong
Poizaz00
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I summon a golem wyvern anyway. I then give it adamantite pebbles to shield it from the sun, and block attack.

sonicheroes95
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i take out Nevan then make a doubleganger(not able to be killed really... just requires Devil Trigger to keep active. yay for full bar.) of myself, then we both play some insanely ****** music *clicky*and blast the tree with lightning to the beat.

Chess341
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Shepherd

If chess is even still somewhat recognizable I resurrect him so Santi_ batter ram him again.


Uh what about the guy who healed me? Anyway I then faint from the damage.
SubZero007
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Peasant

I only healed you so you could die again. And I ninja'd him.

Santi_
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Nomad

I tell the nanobots to create an extremely powerful laser on each of the planets. And a laser/receiver on the moon. I'm not firing anything, yet.

light_chaser
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I want to control fire.

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I drink a magic accelerator potion.

Bladerunner679
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I summon a golem wyvern anyway. I then give it adamantite pebbles to shield it from the sun, and block attack.


the wyvern attacks the tree, but the ironbark repels most of the impact based damage. the elemental damage, however, isn't hindered.

-5000hp

i take out Nevan then make a doubleganger(not able to be killed really... just requires Devil Trigger to keep active. yay for full bar.) of myself, then we both play some insanely ****** music *clicky*and blast the tree with lightning to the beat.


(dragonforce, really? also, I don't know what the heck you are talking about, other than the lightning that is being fired by you and your double) the lightning that is sent out by the rapid pulses of that really stupid song damages the tree a little.

-5000hp

I tell the nanobots to create an extremely powerful laser on each of the planets. And a laser/receiver on the moon. I'm not firing anything, yet.


(judging by how long it's taking you to put this one out, I have only one thing to say: "get me my brown pants!" hope it doesn't dissapoint.)

I want to control fire.


alright, you now control fire. you can damage all types, but can only do massive damage against ice, and some earth, based opponents. you deal minor damage against water based opponents as well.

I drink a magic accelerator potion.


(okay, but what are you expecting me to do with that. I need details as to what you hope it will do, or else it's the same as wasting a post)

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
UDude21

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
sonicheroes95

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285

Tree: 499,999,999,999,920,590 HP

Weather: sunny
Ground Condition: wet
Wind: Strong
Poizaz00
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Peasant

I hope it gives me noble warrior spell powers

PerryKid
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I hope it gives me noble warrior spell powers


Then your potion fails...
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