Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I use my powers of radiation vaugely explained earlier to irradiate the tree! Radiation is the bane of life!
you send in radiation, but the tree's bark is partially composed of lead and iron, and is about 7 inches thick, it does damage, but not as much as you hoped.
I call the IRS to arrest the Yggdrasil, because he does not have a Social Security number. This means it's here illegally, and should therefore be removed.
I use a dragon shout which summons a big fire pillar, as I am the Dovahkin and have leveled to lvl 49 ;D
*facepalm* (can't believe I'm allowing this) the pillar of fire is a direct hit, but the tree's ironbark blocks most of the damage. you now have to wait to attack again.
-100hp
temporarily disabled: PurEvil
I call the IRS to arrest the Yggdrasil, because he does not have a Social Security number. This means it's here illegally, and should therefore be removed.
due to the fact that the tree resides in europe, it's jurisdiction belongs to denmark. denmark allows the tree to live, and refuses to bother it.
-0hp
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) DevilishConcoction lorcharlie984 LucasDaLegend
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) PerryKid (Original Creator) Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)
Norse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)
Undead: (Dead but put back to life) Marcos222 Alexandra222
current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...) Armpit blk2860 thaboss Sergie32