umm i use a death beam on the tree
death beam explodes, but does fire at the tree, doing some damage.
-200hp
I set off on a journey to become an Alchemy master.
unfortunately, I am unable to provide that for you at the moment (didn't I already explain to you why I couldn't allow this?)
This sounds like the kind of thing to check rumors on, since no known facts are given about the map at the moment.
according to a local crackpot, the map is on top of mount Farengar (north of the village, not far away). there is a barrier around the map that will disperse once every blue moon. thankfully for you, a blue moon will appear tonight.
I accept. I hover over to the nearest dwarven civilization, and get the next group of dwarves to go near the tree.
they want you to pay for the passage...
I go to ask the Lich in the graveyard in the middle of the night for help with enchanting the Knved Handbeater.
he looks at you, laughs, and then says he will comply...if you unchain him from his prison.
killersup tells hades that the answer is: the bicycles must be playing cards. But since there are 53 of them instead of 52, he must have had an ace up his sleeve or something, and so was killed by someone else at the table, whom he was cheating.
hades (obviously pissed) grudgingly admits that was the answer. he gives you the powers of the underworld, but he then tells you there is a curse in that power. one that might do you more harm than good in the long run.
LEVEL UP: Killersup10: Norse Hero
Alright, I go to the slaughtered pony (you have a creative mind... o.e) and ask for leads/clues.
a hedge mage tells you about how cranyok-vol is the most powerful demon that has even been imprisoned on this earth. he is dangerous because he was literally able to not only to tap into your own power, but to copy it, and add it to his arsenal of attacks. he tells you that he has been imprisoned in the tomb of the accursed one, where he is supposed to spend eternity there.
I create a giant machine with the capabilities of transforming matter into pure energy. Because of mc², a small amount of mass will result into huge amounts of energy. I put a rock in the machine, which blasts an immense beam of pure energy at the tree.
you're using a fission reaction laser? smart...but there is a drawback to using it. you have basically released a ton of radiation into the air (chernobyl has nothing on this), and now you're not only suffering from radiation sickness, but if you get close to the laser, the radiation emanating from it would cook your insides.
-1000hp
Well uh... um uh.... I guess. Nobody's going to want to drink from this after I'm done with it.....
I uh... do "The Deed"
wow...hmmm...I was only joking...but if you insist... (are you sure? I can't undo it afterwards). how about I just take the thumb on your right hand, and we'll call it even?
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
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Tree:2,495,367,935,624 HP
Weather: Sunny
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze