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i KILL YOU WITH LAND MINES I THINK 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 AROUND U


EPIC DEATH!!!!!

I used my gun martial arts to Hit every single mine in the air, and then put a bullet in your head.

EPIC DEATH!!!!!

I show you a picture of your mom.

EPIC DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

I give you a mirror.

EPIC DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

I show you this pic and your brain explodes from sheer awesomeness:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/16/74c75cf2-16b5-4d44-9acb-1334c814e369.jpg

I use my martial arts skill to rip the pic in half, and then front kick you. You go flying into a wall full of spikes.
EPIC DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

I step into the room.

EPIC DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

I go to the white hole, grab you, tie you to a table, and slowly rip you apart. I savour every scream of pain as I slowly tear you apart. When i am done, I take the corpse, burn it, pack it into a puck, throw the puck into the sun, and then teleport it to x:null y:null z:null.

Poke you

EPIC DEATH!!!

Poke you back
EPIC DEATH

I summon a giant epic plasma attack at all of you

EPIC DEATH