One day, for no reason, all the cats in the world have been catnapped, and all of them have waked up in a large dome arena, I call it the LOLdome. Well, the LOLman does anyway. He used the LOL machine to turn all cats into LOLcats! And now, he's giving One cat the oppurrrtunity to be turned back into a normal cat, if they're willing to fight for it.
You say why so serious?, then you tell a good joke about cats. The Abbysinian cat laughes and you fire the turret six times, after, you finish him with a strike to the face with your claws. +500 Credits +150Exp
You enter the dome, and on the other end of the dome is a Turkish Angola cat, with the whole set of Rusty Armor and dual LOLknives. ---------- Name: LOLMort EXP:100/10000 Level:3 LOL Weapon:Flaming Claws LOL Credits:3630 ----- LP:0 LOL strength: 14.5 LOL agility: 14 LOL toughness: 14 LOL humour: 4 LOL music: 1 ----- Inventory: Ingredients(Alchemy)-Gingur fur, Blue ribbon, Purple Berry, Korat Fur, Magicians Fur,Vial of Slow Doom. Ingredients(Crafting)-Blue Gems, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane. Ingredients(Destruction)-Dark spirit. Enchanting-None. Weapons-None. Boosts-Steroid Pack. Right paw:Flaming Claw Left Paw:Flaming Claw Mouth:Voice box Body armor:Harden Leather Body Armor Gaunlets:Harden Leather Gauntlets Vambraces:Harden Leather Vambraces Cuisses:Harden Leather Cuisses Pauldrons:Harden Leather Pauldrons Helmet:Harden Leather Helmet Shoulder Turret:Cannon Turret
You put the Saxaphone sailva and venom into the beaker, and mix it in. After, it starts bubbling and turns into a different colour. It turns to a dual purple yellow, and you pour it into a large vial. The man says, "You've just made a new alchemy item! It seems to be a vial of Slow Doom. I've studied this new chemical reaction, this liquid has quite some properties. It can deal lots of damage over a long period of time, though its easily cured." Deals Low damage over Long time. +Vial of Slow Doom +100Exp
You tell some jokes, and the Turkish angola gets stunned. You fire the turret four times, and the cat falls. You fire three more times, and the armor evaporates. You finish him with your claws. +750 Credits +400Exp