One day, for no reason, all the cats in the world have been catnapped, and all of them have waked up in a large dome arena, I call it the LOLdome. Well, the LOLman does anyway. He used the LOL machine to turn all cats into LOLcats! And now, he's giving One cat the oppurrrtunity to be turned back into a normal cat, if they're willing to fight for it.
You run towards the other end, then halt, but the enemy strikes you with its claw, merely scratching your pauldron. You You claw back at the cat, nearly ripping its face off. It then trys to run away, but your agility overcomes it and you catch up finishing the cat. +200 Credits +100 exp +Ginger Fur
"Umm...this is the armory, not the shop. Ill send you to the armory." He whisks you away. "Welcome Welcome! the finest you can get here! How may I do ya young cat?" Weapons fore saleRP means Right Paw, while LP means Left Paw) Wolverine Claws(BP)- +2 Strength-400 Credits Rainbow Knife(RP)- +2 Strength-450 Credits Dual LOLKnifes(BP)- +3 Strength-800 Credits Flaming Claw(RP)- +3 Strength,+1toughness-950 Credits Armor for sale: Rusty Body armor- +1 toughness-250 Credits Rusty Gauntlets- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Vambraces- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Cuisses- +1 toughness-200 Credits Rusty Pauldrons- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Rusty Helmet- +.5 toughness-100 Credits Music and Humour: Kazoo- +.5 music-100 Credits Mini Trumpet- +1music-250 Credits Fatty Voice box- +1 Music, +1Humour-450 Credits Clown Mask- +1 Humour-200 Credits Turrets: Pellet turret- +2Strength-500 Credits
You enter the next fight, and the tube sucks you into the small arena. The other end, comes out a British shorthair LOLcat, with what seems a kazoo, it blows the kazoo, and makes you feel a tiny bit dizzy. It runs at you, with its claws.
