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PerryKid
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Similar to the Cut the Tree and the Yggdrasil games, in which you all attempt to either befriend or destroy the king of a kingdom. The king has multiple knights, guards, and fortresses that you must destroy in order to overthrow the king.

RULES:

No nukes.
No memes
No chuck Norris or any celebrity
No posting own damage
No black holes
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No healing the wall
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks

To start with...

FORTRESS #1 HEALTH: [1,000/1,000]
CURRENT WEATHER: Fair
UPCOMING WEATHER: Fair (This is weather for the next round)

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Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

I seek audience with the King.

halomaniac64
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halomaniac64
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Nomad

I dig a moat around the wall to protect it.

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
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Nomad

[Which meme is this?]

You made someone take an arrow to the knee...

I light blk on fire using a lightened bottle of alcohol.
xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i hire soldiers, archers and mages to attack the fortress.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I summon meteors to strike the fortress down.

PerryKid
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I start digging a moat. [Protecting King.]


You extend the moat. Simply increasing the fortress' health.

+50

FORTRESS #1 HEALTH: [1,050/1,050]
CURRENT WEATHER: Fair
UPCOMING WEATHER: Fair

I casted heal.


With what magic?

I seek audience with the King.


The king refuses you due to the protest.

I put mines underground (the exploding kind) all around the castle.


That would harm the castle! You do so anyways.

I dig a moat around the wall to protect it.
That's already been done :P

I light blk on fire using a lightened bottle of alcohol.


You can only find a barrel of wine, is that okay? You light it up with a torch and send it towards blk2860. He gets squished a little by the barrel, then gets set on fire. He runs to the moat and dives into the water.

-5 Poison
-10 Squished by barrel
-20 Set on fire
-35 TOTAL

blk2860's Health: [20/100]
Santi_
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Santi_
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Sigh, well, can't let blk2860 die just yet, what would be the fun in that? I take him to the hospital/doctor/healer to get him healed. I then try to create a catapult.

PerryKid
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i hire soldiers, archers and mages to attack the fortress.


They barely do any damage due to the fact that artillery was mainly used to break a wall. However, due to blk2860's attack:
I put mines underground (the exploding kind) all around the castle.

your troops make some decent damage.

-150 HP

I summon meteors to strike the fortress down.


Dumb attack. Magic has not been introduced yet.

FORTRESS #1 HEALTH: [900/1,050]
CURRENT WEATHER: Fair
UPCOMING WEATHER: Fair
halomaniac64
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I put alligator eggs in the moat.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

Oh yeah, PerryKid, why are we doing this, like, what is our moral obligation to destroy or help keep this fort?

PerryKid
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Sigh, well, can't let blk2860 die just yet, what would be the fun in that? I take him to the hospital/doctor/healer to get him healed. I then try to create a catapult.

You create one, and send blk2860 to be healed. Unfortunately, the doctor does not know what to do to blk2860. He does heal him a little.

blk's health: 25/100


I put alligator eggs in the moat.


the townspeople take the eggs and throw them at the fortress, dealing no real damage.
Santi_
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Santi_
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I go to the local shaman and ask him if there is any way to easily heal blk of his physical injuries and his poison.

halomaniac64
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halomaniac64
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Nomad

Why did the townspeople take the eggs out? I was protecting them...

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

I throw flaming poop in the fortress.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I start pushing down giant boulders into the fortress

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