Similar to the Cut the Tree and the Yggdrasil games, in which you all attempt to either befriend or destroy the king of a kingdom. The king has multiple knights, guards, and fortresses that you must destroy in order to overthrow the king.
RULES:
No nukes. No memes No chuck Norris or any celebrity No posting own damage No black holes One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No healing the wall No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
To start with...
FORTRESS #1 HEALTH: [1,000/1,000] CURRENT WEATHER: Fair UPCOMING WEATHER: Fair (This is weather for the next round)
You extend the moat. Simply increasing the fortress' health.
+50
FORTRESS #1 HEALTH: [1,050/1,050] CURRENT WEATHER: Fair UPCOMING WEATHER: Fair
I casted heal.
With what magic?
I seek audience with the King.
The king refuses you due to the protest.
I put mines underground (the exploding kind) all around the castle.
That would harm the castle! You do so anyways.
I dig a moat around the wall to protect it.
That's already been done :P
I light blk on fire using a lightened bottle of alcohol.
You can only find a barrel of wine, is that okay? You light it up with a torch and send it towards blk2860. He gets squished a little by the barrel, then gets set on fire. He runs to the moat and dives into the water.
-5 Poison -10 Squished by barrel -20 Set on fire -35 TOTAL
Sigh, well, can't let blk2860 die just yet, what would be the fun in that? I take him to the hospital/doctor/healer to get him healed. I then try to create a catapult.
Sigh, well, can't let blk2860 die just yet, what would be the fun in that? I take him to the hospital/doctor/healer to get him healed. I then try to create a catapult.
You create one, and send blk2860 to be healed. Unfortunately, the doctor does not know what to do to blk2860. He does heal him a little.
blk's health: 25/100
I put alligator eggs in the moat.
the townspeople take the eggs and throw them at the fortress, dealing no real damage.