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Daizidawizard9000
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Ok, what you do is try to destroy the noob with the strongest weaponry like a simple "destroy Bob" game. Plus I might put in comments that have spam that the noob will say. But I will also put in the Health of the noob. After the noob is destroyed, there will be another noob of one of these classes: Evil, Devil, Angel, and Plain ol' noob. The noob could attack you so if you get attacked you will either get weaker the next 3 posts by 50% or cannot post an attack for one post. Ex: Noob attacks Daizi for one post. (Someone else posts.) Daizi can now attack the noob. Have a fun time! Start with 1000 hp!

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Daizidawizard9000
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I throw a Katana through his head.


1300/1500
Daizidawizard9000
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I eat the noob.


1290/1300
Evilfishy111
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I dip the noob in boiling hot lava which also is acidic.

Daizidawizard9000
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I dip the noob in boiling hot lava which also is acidic.
I detonate the noob.


(Including both) 1010/1500

"ucohguiorhuiore" the noob sang when he healed himself.
Daizidawizard9000
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I knife the noob.


990/1500
Santi_
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I let myself, Santi is stronger than Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan combined, attack him. Anyway, I found that information on Urban Dictionary, so it has to be true.

Daizidawizard9000
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I let myself, Santi is stronger than Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan combined, attack him. Anyway, I found that information on Urban Dictionary, so it has to be true.
I suck out the noobs soul.


900/1500
Evilfishy111
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I find batman and let him use his gadgets on him.

Daizidawizard9000
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I find batman and let him use his gadgets on him


810/1500

"uiehretuirewhuitothruyiortuiro" the noob healed himself.

From now on, the noob can heal by the 50's so it makes it harder to kill the noob.
Evilfishy111
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I smash the noobs head heart and vital areas on really sharp spikes 1000 times each.

Daizidawizard9000
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I smash the noobs head heart and vital areas on really sharp spikes 1000 times each.


110/1500

"uureisl;heuutur745i43frjdks" the noob sung.
Poizaz00
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I get a Golem Wyvern to attack the noob.

Alexandra222
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I summon a god of the death to kill him.

webkinzlover7654
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I say to the nerd

"Hajijajija klaf-O***g re******anoah poootagiones"

He understands.

pickpocket
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i shoot the noob in the knee with an arrow

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