After seeing American Hustle, it's hard not to be torn between Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams. Luckily, since the chances of me ever even meeting one of them is practically zero, and what goes on inside the confines of my mind stays there, I don't have to choose.
Ernie, why keep it in the confines of your mind when you can write
Erotic Fan-fic! That's right sir, for just a short period of your day you can make the thoughts in your head turn into thoughts in everybody's heads with the power of basic writing and low dignity!
But why stop there?! Go sign up for our bonus package and you can join DeviantArt where you can post erotic drawings to go alongside your fan-fic!
If I wrote any type of fan-fic, it would be filled with unnecessary comic violence (people tripping and falling, bowling balls falling on heads, people falling out of chairs, etc.). If I wrote an erotic aspect into that, you'd get something somewhat funny and very cringe-worthy, but nothing that anyone would actually find erotic.
And if I tried to draw that....well, just imagine everything I just said but with stick figures and probably a monkey.
You do know that all celebrities are really hobbits right? They just get plastic surgery to make themselves taller. But the hottest hobbit of all of them has got to be Kim kardashian. Yummy :*
