Okay. So this is an alphabet thread that goes like this:
Me: Once the cat ate a bird. emochick324: Once the cat barfed a leaf. etc. So the responses go alphabetically in order, and must begin with "Once the Cat". If you are going to make a REALLY crazy post, say "Mari the cat once" at the beginning, because my cat Mari, is psycho.
Once the cat ran for president, but he didnt win because he was an animal, which sparked a large debate about racism, but the cat insisted that the debate stop, because it wasnt about race, it was about species, which started a large debate about specism, but a red badger stepped in and said that it thought that specism was a large issue, and people rallied, and the cat ran for president a second time, but since the cat was seven when he first ran for president, and he had to wait a four year term, and cats dont live that long, the cat died and a black man won instead. This black mans name was Barack Obama. He was not a cat.
