Welcome to the Corrupt a Wish Game! The rules are simple: First you read the wish made by the last person to post a comment. Second: you "corrupt" their wish by granting it, but providing some downfall to make their granted wish useless. Third: you make a wish.
Example:
Last Comment: "I wish I could fly!"
Your comment: "Granted, you can fly, but you are now scared of heights!"
That's it! I'll start, and remember, be careful what you wish for...