Windows Vista - Haiku Challenge

Every single update I’ve applied to my Dell Desktop running Vista has resulted in crashing the system. The updates have NEVER installed correctly and I’m always forced to do a system restore. Instead of throwing my PC off the roof, I decided to write a Haiku. Enjoy!

Vista, Why O Why?
Install the upgrade, You CRASH!!!!!
Return to Sender!!!

I challenge all those who are frustrated with Vista to come up with your own Haiku and leave it in the comments.

At the COB today I will choose my favorite and the person will WIN a free 5-pack of stickers and your very own Ball Revamped Squishy.