"This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone has to speak for these people.
Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. "- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: (Serenity)
One of my all time favorite quotes is from the football movie Any Given Sunday when Al Pacino is is giving the motivational locker room speach, and is telling the players how football is like life. An amazing set up to a phenomenal punchline that is easily one of the best movie qoutes of all time:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7bgtu2O4E
“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
-Zoolander
“This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what? You got knocked up.”
-Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.”
-The Devil Wears Prada
Don't you know, you fool, that Serbs are the first of all nations. While Germany, Britain, America ate the swine with their hands, we, in our royal palaces, ate it with a fork! Poke, poke, with a fork, while German with his hands, I **** in his mouth!
"Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
