Hello, and welcome finally to the third installment of Memetia Legends! Finally, your leash of being on a single planet has been turned loose and you are free to roam the galaxy at your whim! Heck, maybe someone even remembers this series. Who knows? All I know is that I'm back and it's time to kick some serious butt.
NOTE: Unlike Memetia Legends 2, your character does not transfer over to Memetia Legends 3 due to the setting being much farther into the future...at least, unless you can give a reasonable explanation as to your character's continued living.
(Stats range from 1-10 and must equal no more than 45)
Memetian Species:
Cheezburgians: The Cat people of Memetia! They vary in their fur lengths and colors, more so that any race. They have retracting hook claws between their fingers and toes, pointed triangular ears on top of their relatively small heads, slit eyes, and all other features a cat would have. They, like other Memetians, are bipedal. Occasionally, you will even get a vampiric Cheezburgian! Their society is highly capitalistic, almost to the point of anarchy. They have equal proficiency with Melee, Magic and Guns. Age range: 50 years
Youtubians: Cyborg people! They are vaguely humanoid, except there are no humans in Memetia. They are born with robotics built into them, varying in what parts of them are robotic and which aren't. They are one of the two trans-organic species in the Memetiaverse. They are more proficient in Guns than Melee, and cannot use Magic without modification. Age range: 150 years
Chanians: Big, hulking freaks of muscle and little brains. Descended from gorillas, this big monkeys have a tendency to crush first, ask questions later. They often if not always have huge muscles and a misshapen, pig-like face. Otherwise, they are humanoid. They mostly live on the junk planets and other planets where others cannot survive. Proficient in Melee more than Guns than Magic. Age range: 40 years
Trollix: The more dragonic, lizardoid people. They are more humanoid than dragons while keeping features like having scales, hoarding treasure and breathing elements. They are very lean, without a lot of fat or muscle. Their culture makes up the center of galactic politics. More proficient in Magic than anything else. Age range: 10,000 years
Behemels: The largely hated space Nazis! They are bear people, whom have a highly religious and fanatical society. For this reason, most Behemel are largely hated by galactic society, at times even more than the Collective. However, they are often the best organized against the people who intend to massively do the galaxy harm. Proficient in Magic and Guns, not as much Melee. Age range: 70 years
Hyrin-Pern: The wolf-people! They live in a somewhat tribal system, living in packs. They also have an incredible capacity for alcohol and make the most concentrated alcohol in the galaxy. They are proficient in Melee and Guns. Age range: 30 years
Collective: Have you ever seen Cthulu? Imagine a leaner, smaller, less evil version of him. While they are still somewhat evil, they do try to keep a distinct hierarchical society. Before the presence of the planet Memetia and its inhabitants in Galactic politics, the Collective had control of most all of the galaxy. Very proficient in Guns, not as much in Melee or Magic. AGe range: 1000 years
Balcheans: The frog-like warmongerers! Their skin dries easily, so they have to keep it wet when they can or risk death. Their society is mostly based on honor and discipline, just like every single other proud warrior race. They are very proficient in all weapon types. Age range: 40 years
Tropers: The wisest race in the Memetiaverse! Due to a highly intense sun, their skin, fingernails, eyes and hair are made of gems, the hair and skin a special, fine mesh called Gemsilk. While their outsides are naturally gem-laden, their insides are still squishy as normal. They seek to expand their knowledge and avoid political dealings when it can. They are proficient in Magic and cannot use material weapons. Age range: 5000 years
Watermaids: Mermaids! Everyone loves mermaids. The closest thing to humans you can get in Memetia, they prefer to stay in water and are built just for that, with fins, a fish tail and all. Their bones are mostly actually cartlidge, much like a shark...which is what they'll resemble even more once they go predatory. Proficient in all weapons. Age range: 100 years
Origins:
Mercenary: Just a gun for hire, they use whatever means they can to fulfill the goal of any mercenary: Get paid, and live long enough to get paid.
Treasure Hunter: Really, it's a nice word for "thief". Despite this, Treasure Hunters search the galaxy for treasure that they can make a quick buck off of, and usually are accepted as a legitimate trade.
Vansibanes: The oldest and most mysterious of origins, the Vansibane is basically a cross between a monk and a wizard, spending long hours in solitude to master their magical arts.
Soldier: You're part of a military for some race's military. You have access to the best toys in the galaxy, but your range of what you get to do is rather limited.
Affinity: Affinity for a certain element. The elements are:
Fire Water Ice Wind Earth Electricity Plot Chaos Radiation Arcana Light Dark
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
You press the button, hear a somber tune and a voice calling "Come in, if you dare..."
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
There's no board at the moment, it's being changed.
You go to the Gunsmith, and the walls are lined with guns. Also, there's big boxes under the guns at regular intervals.
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
You are praying in a temple of Luza when you sense someone approaching. You can't tell much, due to your eyes being closed.
Name: Vekel Biography: Seeking knowledge above all else, Vekel remained in the shadows refining his magic. Sadly, he's learned all he can from solitude and peace, and now travels to learn about the fierce cunning of combat and violence. Species: Troper Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Earth Strength: 3 Perception: 10 Endurance 6 Charisma 6 Intelligence 10 Agility 6 Luck 5 --------------------------------------------- Level: 2 Experience: 1000/3000 HP: 160/160 SP: 70/70 MP: 120/160 Weapon 1: Conduit Rifle Weapon 2: Spellbook Armor: Vansibane Robes (0 Damage Threshold)
The gold wedding band could be given to a jeweler. Or anything can be given to a general dealer. Also, check your profile...
You walk around, and find a large shop called "Jon's Junk"
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
Name:Lucious Hawthron Biography: Was always interested in the vast unknown of sacred relics, their origins, and, most important, their use for the greater good of the universe. He hopes to be known among all the planets in the universe, one of the greatest heroes to live. Species: Hyrin-Pern Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity: Light
Reonara checks the room for traps, finding a classic poisoned dart trap...just as it activates, barely missing him and impaling Lucious multiple times as he tries to loot the room of gold.
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
Name: Vekel Biography: Seeking knowledge above all else, Vekel remained in the shadows refining his magic. Sadly, he's learned all he can from solitude and peace, and now travels to learn about the fierce cunning of combat and violence. Species: Troper Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Earth Strength: 3 Perception: 10 Endurance 6 Charisma 6 Intelligence 10 Agility 6 Luck 5 --------------------------------------------- Level: 2 Experience: 1000/3000 HP: 160/160 SP: 70/70 MP: 120/160 Weapon 1: Conduit Rifle Weapon 2: Spellbook Armor: Vansibane Robes (0 Damage Threshold)
...A junk shop. Cool, they might have a Steampunk battle mech I could use. Or a small ship. Or anything. Maybe I could remodel my weapon (Get the reference anyone?) I head in. "What ho there shopkeep! I've got a lot of stuff to sell,interested in any of this: -Requisition B.Sword x6 -Gold Wedding Band -Radio x5 -Requisition Rifle x5 -Requisition Dagger x5 -Requisition Armor x5 ???"
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
You kick the door open, but not exactly down. Inside is what appears to be a rather dark office illuminated only by a giant window that stands behind the desk at the end of the office. The office is well decorated, with shelves of books and trinkets. A pair of statues of a strange bipedal creature in a long dress and holding a spear and shield stand opposite one another on the sides of the walls. You can see someone who looks similar to the statues in that it must share a species at the desk, his elbows resting on it and his hands steepled.
Person: You know, there were more polite ways to open a door than trying to kick it down, Mister Atlas.
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
The shopkeeper is a short yet bulky Cheezburgian with gray tabby fur. He appears to be counting the ammo in a box until he notices you, at which point he perks up noticeably and turns to you.
Shopkeeper: Of course! I have ammo of all kinds! Tell me, what caliber is the revolver?
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
You open your eyes to see a Trollix in dark-colored paladin armor standing over you, his black pulsing sword places about a foot from your head. You don't have to make a huge leap of logic to realize that this is a paladin of Diabolous. When he speaks, it sounds like the depths of the underworld itself are speaking to you.
Paladin: Where....is....Mishka...?
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
You fire until there's just five left, and the five spread out to try and find you.
Name: Vekel Biography: Seeking knowledge above all else, Vekel remained in the shadows refining his magic. Sadly, he's learned all he can from solitude and peace, and now travels to learn about the fierce cunning of combat and violence. Species: Troper Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Earth Strength: 3 Perception: 10 Endurance 6 Charisma 6 Intelligence 10 Agility 6 Luck 5 --------------------------------------------- Level: 2 Experience: 1000/3000 HP: 160/160 SP: 70/70 MP: 120/160 Weapon 1: Conduit Rifle Weapon 2: Spellbook Armor: Vansibane Robes (0 Damage Threshold)
The shopkeeper is big, even by Chanian standards. It's clear that he does a lot of shop work. He's making a modification to an energy rifle when you walk in, and until you get his attention, he doesn't seem to notice you. In the meantime, you notice a lot of seemingly junk items on the shelves, as well as a few guns and melee weapons that catch your eye. When you get the shopkeeper's attention, he looks over your wares with calculating coldness until he reaches the unknown object, speaking to you in a voice that sounds like a long-time smoker.
Shopkeeper: Let's see...I'll give you 200 credits per Longsword...500 credits per radio...750 credits per rifle...100 credits per dagger...1500 credits per set of armor...5000 for the wedding band, and...oh sweet Atlas...you're really selling this Fusion Battery to me?
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6 ------------------------------------------------------ Level: 1 Experience: 0/1000 HP: 260/260 SP: 70/70 MP: 0/0 Weapon 1: Old Sword Weapon 2: Prototype Solar Rifle Armor: Treasure Hunter Gear (1 Damage Threshold)
You arrive in your junk Fighter on Memetia itself, chasing rumors of a strange gem that someone found that seems to make people incredibly powerful. When you land, you land in the middle of the old Cheezburgian desert near the remains of Happy Haven, which is now a junkyard. The ruins are actually a junkyard for all sort of vessels, and are also the last known location of the gem.
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
"You know I won't tell you, dark paladin, I'd give my life to protect the High Priestess and my friend." I draw my Sword and try hit his sword away from me.
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
I reload, then equip my dagger, stealthily moving towards the enemy nearest to me. Once I'm close enough to a target, I move behind him and slit his throat.
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6 ------------------------------------------------------ Level: 1 Experience: 0/1000 HP: 260/260 SP: 70/70 MP: 0/0 Weapon 1: Old Sword Weapon 2: Prototype Solar Rifle Armor: Treasure Hunter Gear (1 Damage Threshold)
I go in search for anyone in Happy Haven that knows about the Strange gem.