Hello, and welcome finally to the third installment of Memetia Legends! Finally, your leash of being on a single planet has been turned loose and you are free to roam the galaxy at your whim! Heck, maybe someone even remembers this series. Who knows? All I know is that I'm back and it's time to kick some serious butt.
NOTE: Unlike Memetia Legends 2, your character does not transfer over to Memetia Legends 3 due to the setting being much farther into the future...at least, unless you can give a reasonable explanation as to your character's continued living.
(Stats range from 1-10 and must equal no more than 45)
Memetian Species:
Cheezburgians: The Cat people of Memetia! They vary in their fur lengths and colors, more so that any race. They have retracting hook claws between their fingers and toes, pointed triangular ears on top of their relatively small heads, slit eyes, and all other features a cat would have. They, like other Memetians, are bipedal. Occasionally, you will even get a vampiric Cheezburgian! Their society is highly capitalistic, almost to the point of anarchy. They have equal proficiency with Melee, Magic and Guns. Age range: 50 years
Youtubians: Cyborg people! They are vaguely humanoid, except there are no humans in Memetia. They are born with robotics built into them, varying in what parts of them are robotic and which aren't. They are one of the two trans-organic species in the Memetiaverse. They are more proficient in Guns than Melee, and cannot use Magic without modification. Age range: 150 years
Chanians: Big, hulking freaks of muscle and little brains. Descended from gorillas, this big monkeys have a tendency to crush first, ask questions later. They often if not always have huge muscles and a misshapen, pig-like face. Otherwise, they are humanoid. They mostly live on the junk planets and other planets where others cannot survive. Proficient in Melee more than Guns than Magic. Age range: 40 years
Trollix: The more dragonic, lizardoid people. They are more humanoid than dragons while keeping features like having scales, hoarding treasure and breathing elements. They are very lean, without a lot of fat or muscle. Their culture makes up the center of galactic politics. More proficient in Magic than anything else. Age range: 10,000 years
Behemels: The largely hated space Nazis! They are bear people, whom have a highly religious and fanatical society. For this reason, most Behemel are largely hated by galactic society, at times even more than the Collective. However, they are often the best organized against the people who intend to massively do the galaxy harm. Proficient in Magic and Guns, not as much Melee. Age range: 70 years
Hyrin-Pern: The wolf-people! They live in a somewhat tribal system, living in packs. They also have an incredible capacity for alcohol and make the most concentrated alcohol in the galaxy. They are proficient in Melee and Guns. Age range: 30 years
Collective: Have you ever seen Cthulu? Imagine a leaner, smaller, less evil version of him. While they are still somewhat evil, they do try to keep a distinct hierarchical society. Before the presence of the planet Memetia and its inhabitants in Galactic politics, the Collective had control of most all of the galaxy. Very proficient in Guns, not as much in Melee or Magic. AGe range: 1000 years
Balcheans: The frog-like warmongerers! Their skin dries easily, so they have to keep it wet when they can or risk death. Their society is mostly based on honor and discipline, just like every single other proud warrior race. They are very proficient in all weapon types. Age range: 40 years
Tropers: The wisest race in the Memetiaverse! Due to a highly intense sun, their skin, fingernails, eyes and hair are made of gems, the hair and skin a special, fine mesh called Gemsilk. While their outsides are naturally gem-laden, their insides are still squishy as normal. They seek to expand their knowledge and avoid political dealings when it can. They are proficient in Magic and cannot use material weapons. Age range: 5000 years
Watermaids: Mermaids! Everyone loves mermaids. The closest thing to humans you can get in Memetia, they prefer to stay in water and are built just for that, with fins, a fish tail and all. Their bones are mostly actually cartlidge, much like a shark...which is what they'll resemble even more once they go predatory. Proficient in all weapons. Age range: 100 years
Origins:
Mercenary: Just a gun for hire, they use whatever means they can to fulfill the goal of any mercenary: Get paid, and live long enough to get paid.
Treasure Hunter: Really, it's a nice word for "thief". Despite this, Treasure Hunters search the galaxy for treasure that they can make a quick buck off of, and usually are accepted as a legitimate trade.
Vansibanes: The oldest and most mysterious of origins, the Vansibane is basically a cross between a monk and a wizard, spending long hours in solitude to master their magical arts.
Soldier: You're part of a military for some race's military. You have access to the best toys in the galaxy, but your range of what you get to do is rather limited.
Affinity: Affinity for a certain element. The elements are:
Fire Water Ice Wind Earth Electricity Plot Chaos Radiation Arcana Light Dark
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Shopkeeper: .44? Oh yeah, I got a lot of that. Comes cheap, 'cause it's so common. 10 credits a box.
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
You parry away the blade and get up and ready for combat. The dark paladin readies his sword and shield as well!
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Kelsa: Why yes, I am. I have some...social engineering that needs to be done. The Chanian Empire is in shambles, divided and fighting itself in near constant civil war. I could think of nobody no more qualified to reunite the Empire than yourself, considering your previous work. The only problem was that your body was destroyed and the Collective had your brain. So, I used my connections to retrieve it and had Doctor Katze build you a new body. It has had a few...modifications compared to your old one.
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
You sneak up to a nearby guard, slit his throat and hide him in the bush.
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
You search around for more traps, and manage to find a matching dart trap on the opposite wall, a falling spike trap above the altar, and that the doors are enchanted to slam on the opener. You disable the two physical traps.
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6 ------------------------------------------------------ Level: 1 Experience: 0/1000 HP: 260/260 SP: 70/70 MP: 0/0 Weapon 1: Old Sword Weapon 2: Prototype Solar Rifle Armor: Treasure Hunter Gear (1 Damage Threshold)
Inside Happy Haven, it smells like oil, metal and rust. You can a constant noise of machines being worked on, and the few buildings appear to be made of scavenged metal. Most of the people in town either look like adventurers looking for some cheap new parts or the mechanics that make the parts. Almost all of the mechanics are, oddly enough, Cheezburgians.
You look around Happy Haven until you find a message board (made of scrap, of course) with a job to find Bill Door, whom is notable for the strange gem that he carries around wherever he goes.
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6 ------------------------------------------------------ Level: 1 Experience: 0/1000 HP: 260/260 SP: 70/70 MP: 0/0 Weapon 1: Old Sword Weapon 2: Prototype Solar Rifle Armor: Treasure Hunter Gear (1 Damage Threshold)
I take the job and look for the person who offered the job.
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Shopkeeper: The boxes are of twelve bullets. So, five? Here ya go!
The shopkeeper gives you five boxes of .44 ammo and you give him the credit card so he can charge you. You get your card back, albeit 50 credits less.
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
You use the body as cover and open fire on the rest! The body makes for poor cover and you take a few bullets to some non-vital areas, however you take out the rest without any other problems.
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
You take out a bag and start scooping treasure into it. You get all the treasure in the room (20x Forebear Artifact), and now all that's left are the sealed doors...
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
You slash at the dark paladin, but he blocks it! He then retaliates with a slash to you, which the armor takes most of.
Name:Welk Rapier Biography:Grew up in on the streets with only a mystical gem to his name.The gem was stolen by a thief in his childhood and he has been on a quest to get it back ever since. Species:Youtubian Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinity:Wind Strength:6 Perception:8 Endurance:6 Charisma:7 Intelligence:6 Agility:6 Luck:6 ------------------------------------------------------ Level: 1 Experience: 0/1000 HP: 260/260 SP: 70/70 MP: 0/0 Weapon 1: Old Sword Weapon 2: Prototype Solar Rifle Armor: Treasure Hunter Gear (1 Damage Threshold)
The job does not actually specify a poster, but you do see someone whom was watching the board walk over.
Watcher: Ah, I see someone took the Bill Door job. Good ol' Bill Door, couldn't hit a dartboard with a ****, but he was the best for getting the scrap harvest in. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself.
The watcher takes off hi-er...her robe and extends her paw. She appears to be a Cheezburgian with a tortoishell fur pattern, topaz yellow eyes and relatively short whiskers.
Watcher: My name is Rikku. And you are?
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Kelsa gets up and walks over to a file cabinet, takes a file as if he has always knew exactly where it was, and passes it over to you. The file has "Chanian Space Colonization Project"
Kelsa: This file contains what happened to Chania between the end of the Crysis period of Memetia and now.
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
Name: Atlas Biography: Once a slave, he became the ruler of Chania until he was attacked from a Youtubian named Demyx and the Collective. Species: Newborg Origin: Dictator Affinity: Electricity
The file details the political, economical and military actions that led up to several resistance groups forming and starting civil wars. Apparently, the Chanian Empire only now consists of a few planets, the other former Empire worlds belonging to various factions.
Name: Reonara Biography: Living in the streets when he was young, Reonara started off stealing things from people before moving on to robberies. He was later caught by the police and placed into prison. However, he managed to escape from prison and is currently a fugitive. Species: Behemel Origin:Treasure Hunter Affinityark
You don't find a secret passage, but a flash of inspiration hits you that you could try using your own magic against the wards...
Name: Rosine Biography: Relatively unknown, Rosine one day showed up at the mercenary guild seeming to want to do a job for no reason but he's actually looking for a lost friend who went missing quite some time ago. hoping the Guild would help, he went there packing with him the only weapon he had; a sword, and his friend's remaining item; a revolver. Species: Trollix Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Wind
Mission: Stop an attack Rewards: 5,000 credits, 3000 Experience Difficulty: 3 Objective: Deal with the ten Cheezburgian renegades Descrition: A group of ten Cheezburgians from the Regenade's guild are planning to attack several towns. Either convince them to stop and bring back a written apology, or kill them and bring back their leader's head.
This job looks familiar...
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
You use your knife and, twenty minutes later, you have all of the bear bums you need.
Name: Shadow the 5th Biography: Shadow's second great grandfather Shadow the first was an avatar to Luxa, god of light, and he is fallowing in his foot steps. He is travailing with his close friend Mishka 2nd, her mother was a friend to the first Shadow, and has remained a close friend since. Species: Cheezburgian Origin: Vansibane Affinity: Light
Name: Nimbus Biography: Waking up on a distant shoreline, Nimbus had no recollections of his past, who he was, or what he wanted to be. Without a goal, he set off for the nearest building that he could see, the Mercenary Guild, hoping to find a purpose for his existance. Species: Youtubians Origin: Mercenary Affinity: Fire
