at january the 1st of 2004 in the midnight, the fireworks show just began. but you turned around and saw something green. you went over to see what it was. it was a zombie! hoards of them!
and for hand to hand combat i rip off their limbs with brute strength and when a zombie bite me i becammeeee a zzzombeee buuttt nooo i control it and become the lord of the dead then they all obey be (i dont make it a happy ending) then I took over the world with my army THE END