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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

unfortunately, foam is foam.
Phoenix Cheese 348/500 HP
I Batman = 10 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
10 = Batman
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

[For whatever reason, LEGEND_beast's 15 wasn't counted earlier, so I'm correcting the score]

LEGEND_beast Batman'd that cheese up.
Phoenix cheese: 323/500
I smash the cheese with a hammer.
Hammer = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Hammer
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

[For whatever reason, LEGEND_beast's 15 wasn't counted earlier, so I'm correcting the score]

Nice sharp eyes.

The emperor judges down with a hammer on the cheese, a sentence to life in hell.
Phoenic Cheese: 318/500 HP
It's alright, Superman's Strength = 8 has no equal

DICE RESULTS
8 = Strength
Chaosemerald12
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Chaosemerald12
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Nomad

LEGEND_beast slaps the cheese with a meat tenderizer.
Phoenic Cheese= 300/500 HP
[Slap_that_cheese = 18]

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Phoenic Cheese= 300/500 HP
[Slap_that_cheese = 18]

I'm sorry I don't think that counts. Make sure your dices roll the way they should, and if it fails (it has happened to me too) then you should post again, because editing doesn't seem to work for dices. We can also tell that was not a roll. But it's okay, I understand the pain of forum glitches.

Pheonix Cheese 310/500HP
Shazam = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Shazam
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

A decent hit.
Phoenix Cheese: 305/500
I poke the cheese curiously.
Feel = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Feel
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

Emp feels the cheese, and the cheese is so afraid that it flies backwards into a wall.
Phoenix Cheese: 288/500
I slap the cheese. AnthropophagiCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = AnthropophagiCheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Stormwalker creates chaos.
Phoenix Cheese 272/500 HP
this is a job for... SHAZAM = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = SHAZAM
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

blk2860 hurts the cheese. ish.
Phoenix Cheese 247/500 HP
That's alright. I'm here now

Legendary = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Legendary
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

LEGEND_beast intimidates the cheese with his presence.
Phoenix Cheese 228/500
I kick the cheese. 1d20=13

DICE RESULTS
13 = 1d20
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Darkfire45 kicks the cheese back to its home, the moon.
Phoenix Cheese: 215
I glance at the cheese. Glance = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Glance
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

EmperorPalpatine Stares waiting for the force to happen. nothing.
Phoenix Cheese 213/500 HP
That's alright, how's about another lightning Bolt = 6!

DICE RESULTS
6 = Bolt
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Legend Beast slams the cheese with a impressive looking lightning bolt, however phoenix cheese deflect most of the damage back at Legend Beast
Phoenix Cheese 207/500 HP

I slap the WannabeFawkes = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = WannabeFawkes
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

AHomoSapien violently glares at the cheese, causing the cheese to take a step back in fright and twist it's cheesy ankle in a hole.
Phoenix Cheese: 205/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my flaming fist. FalconPunch = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = FalconPunch
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The falcon punch was so disappointing.
Phoenix cheese: 202/500HP
All I can say: SHAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAM = 15

http://www.1pgames.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/2154527-captain_marvel___shazam___transformation_awesome_color_x_lrg.jpg

DICE RESULTS
15 = SHAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAM
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