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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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helpo1
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helpo1
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LEGEND's attack did not deal really that much damage.
Phoenix cheese: 63/500 HP
I attack the cheese with a Boom_A_Rang = 5.

DICE RESULTS
5 = Boom_A_Rang
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Weak a rang was more like it
Phoenix Cheese 58/500 HP

Zeus Cannon = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Cannon
helpo1
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helpo1
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Unfortunately, the Can'ton was not very powerful, too.
Phoenix cheese: 56/500 HP
I attack the cheese with my peaceful Sheep_Cannon = 13.

DICE RESULTS
13 = Sheep_Cannon
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Surprisingly, the sheep cannon was more powerful than Zeus.
Phoenix Cheese HP: 43/500HP
I always love it when I hear the words... and let the lightning strike you down: SHAZAM = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SHAZAM
helpo1
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helpo1
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Unsurprisingly, SHAZAM was as unefficient as usual.
Phoenix Cheese HP: 39/500HP
So let's try luck with a Dooty_Launcher = 12!

DICE RESULTS
12 = Dooty_Launcher
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The launch was successful, a dozen fold.
Phoenix Cheese = 27/500 HP
let me try it again. Solomon, Hercules, Achilles, Zeus, Atlas, Mercury, lend me your strength. SHAZAAAAAAAAM = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SHAZAAAAAAAAM
Gantic
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Gantic
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LEGEND_beast uses the same attack, in hopes that it might actually hit harder than a flyswatter on a fly.
Phoenix Cheese: 17/500 HP
I slap Phoenix Cheese. IsItDeadYet = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = IsItDeadYet
helpo1
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helpo1
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Gantic tries to kill the Phoenix Cheese. Unsuccessfully.
Phoenix Cheese: 5/500 HP
I ask another question. IsItDeadYet_v2 = 4?

DICE RESULTS
4 = IsItDeadYet_v2
Gantic
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Gantic
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The Phoenix Cheese is resilient and clings to life as helpo1 tries to kill it.
Phoenix Cheese: 1/500 HP
I put Phoenix Cheese out of its misery. Slappow = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Slappow
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

Gantic successfully killed the really heavily wounded Phoenix Cheese (which had just 2‰ of its Max HP).
Phoenix Cheese: -11/500 HP
I make the Panda_Cheese = 3.

DICE RESULTS
3 = Panda_Cheese
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

helpo1 creates a hard piece of panda cheese (presumably made with panda milk)
Panda Cheese: 100/100 HP
I give it a solid whack GenericSoundEffect = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = GenericSoundEffect
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Destroyer153 angrily pokes the Panda Cheese with a mildly pointy stick.
Panda Cheese: 92/100
I hit the cheese. Whap = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Whap
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

that whap, was way stronger than my SHazam...
Panda Cheese: 77/100 HP
Im about to give up on Shazam = 11...

DICE RESULTS
11 = Shazam
StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

The Shazam isn't super effective.
Panda Cheese: 66/100
I slap the cheese. MyopicCheese = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = MyopicCheese
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

StormWalker took a cheapshot and poke Panda Cheese in its metaphysical eyes, blinding it.
Panda Cheese: 47/100 HP
I slap the EveryFlavor = 11 Cheese

DICE RESULTS
11 = EveryFlavor
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