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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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PLGuy
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PLGuy
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That was a nasty trash can indeed... full of glass shards, syringes and rusted spikes that tore cheese’s mortal vessel. But even worse wounds were done to its spirit. The cheese got humiliated and lost all hope before turning once again into Ghost Cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: -8/500

I create TrollingRestartCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = TrollingRestartCheese
sciller45
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sciller45
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A trollface-faced cheese suddenly materializes.

And flops to the ground, motionless. Is it alive? PokesTheCheeseWithAStick = 1

Dead(?) Trolling Restart Cheese: ??/10

DICE RESULTS
1 = PokesTheCheeseWithAStick
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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You poked it gently, but it's so weak that 10% of its proteins were destroyed.

Trolling Restart Cheese: 9/10

I try to release my own miserable creation with Euthanasia = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Euthanasia
sciller45
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sciller45
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The chemicals fill the cheese as its proteins lose form. It slowly melts to a pile of goo.

Trolling restart goo: 2/10

I MopTheCheeseGooUp = 3 .

DICE RESULTS
3 = MopTheCheeseGooUp
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

The mop sapped the cheese of its life force. It disintegrated.

Trolling restart goo: Kaput.

I summon FluxCapacitatorCheese = 3!

DICE RESULTS
3 = FluxCapacitatorCheese
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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A cool gadget and a cheese. It's a pity we have to destroy it.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 100/100

I mess with its wires to create AShortCircuit = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = AShortCircuit
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

The circuits fry some of the cheese before fixing themselves.

I splash it with a BucketOfWater = 8 to screw up the wiring even more!

DICE RESULTS
8 = BucketOfWater
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Turns out the cheese has quite a good isolation. Water damaged its wiring moderately.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 80/100

I shoot the cheese from a cheese launcher into an ActiveVulcano = 13!

DICE RESULTS
13 = ActiveVulcano
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Maybe the insulation wasn't quite as good as we thought. The cheese is thoroughly scorched.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 67/100

I'm gonna take a page from @sciller45's playbook here: JabJabJabJab = 20!

DICE RESULTS
20 = JabJabJabJab
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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You land critical hits, breaking Cheese’s jaw, I mean panel… or however that part was called.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 47/100

I’m sorry to break it to you, Cheese, but you’re the last ingredient for my time travel fondue. I ChopItWithCleaver = 6!

DICE RESULTS
6 = ChopItWithCleaver
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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You chopped a little part of it, so the cheese didn’t suffer much.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 41/100

I send the cheese to mice so they can get a part of their cheese. I also see that one of the mice is a shaman, helping the rest of the mice to get that cheese. Is this Transformice = 19?

DICE RESULTS
19 = Transformice
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

The transformation is complete! The cheese is torn apart.

Flux Capacitator Cheese: 22/100

I put the cheese in a pit of Acid = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Acid
sciller45
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sciller45
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The acid eats away at the cheese, leaving a miserable pile of cheese and circuitry still standing.

Flux Capacitor Cheese: 12/100

I point out to the cheese that its a lie. Why? Because it's HorriblyMisspelled = 6 !

DICE RESULTS
6 = HorriblyMisspelled
charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
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Herald

sciller45's intellect split the cheese in half
Flux Capacitor Cheese: 6/100

i throw a match for the final blow!
MATCH = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = MATCH
Planetary189
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Planetary189
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Nomad

(GAH! I CANT ROLL! Test = 1 aasfasfai)

DICE RESULTS
1 = Test
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