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Okay, finally. I make a forum post cheese containing words!
[roll 1d4 Forum Post Cheese]

missed roll so ill reroll for you[roll 1d4 forum post cheese]

1d4=1

A tiny digital cheese materializes. [btw, you can't put spaces in the dice name]

Forum Post Cheese: 10/10

I initiate the ritual of ReportingThePost = 9 to summon a Mod, wielding the mighty BANHAMMER!

You hear someone's hiccups. As you look behind your back, you see UnleashedUponMankind, strutting about drunk and debating the existence of God. He edits the forum post cheese and warns the cheese not to spam. Then, he and Nichodemus walk away, singing bar songs.

Forum Post Cheese: 1/10

I enter the page's source code and write a "Hello world!" Program = 4

Watch it, Sciller. But your program finishes the job: the Forum Post Cheese glitches out and disappears forever.

I summon Mod_Cheese = 1!

a weak mod Cheese appears

i simply reply to it, telling it to leave.
Reply = 7

The mod cheese can't believe you would have the audacity to tell it to leave its own forum! It is seriously hurt.

Mod Cheese: 3/10

I go over the Mod's head and initiate the even more complex ritual to summon the almighty AdminTeam = 9 with the SUPREME BANHAMMER! HAHAHAHAHA! (Sorry, got carried away there.)

your SUPREME_BANHAMMER = 2 thinks you need him and cant defend. He turns into a cheese

Okay, so I'm assuming you just made Supreme Banhammer Cheese. Interesting.

Supreme Banhammer Cheese: 50/50

In that case, I drop a Bulldozer = 18 on top of it.

who knew hammers were weak to bulldozers?

Supreme Banhammer Cheese: 50/50

i do a 1_mm_slap = 13 on the cheese

You hit the cheese with all the strength of a hand and break a toe in the process.

Supreme Banhammer Cheese: 37/50

I hit the cheese with My_LAMP = 9

the cheese takes medium fire damage.

Supreme Banhammer Cheese: 10/50 (-18 bulldozer, - 13 1mm slap, - 9 lamp)

i use Statistics = 10 i gathered to make it think it will survive another turn

You destroyed the Supreme Banhammer Cheese and in turn it turns into a regular Banhammer_Cheese = 3

you make a hard banhammer cheese: 100/100

i use quik maths to say it takes 8 turns to kill it 1d20=5