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Granted, but the wish failed.

I wish that no one will grant my wish.

Since gtfawjkjg made a wish that cancels out the action of the wish itself in a paradoxical fashion...

I wish I had a finished copy of Halo: Reach.

Wish granted, but it was scracthed

I wish that no one will corrupt this wish

ERROR WISH MACHINE MELTDOWN. CTRL ALT DELETE. I LIKE MEGABYTES WITH MILK. ERROR. WHY CAN I ONLY SPEAK IN CAPS? ERROR. MUST WATCH AMERICAN IDOL! ERROR. CORE FAILURE! x_x

As your wish was being procesed the Wish Machine 5.6 broke. Better upgrade.

I wish for laser hands that dont hurt me but others are vunerable to it.

granted. to bad no one is named others and everyone else is immune.

i wish this wish was corrupted.

Ok but.... ......Your wish is denied try again later.

I wish to listen to dial up modem noises all day.

granted, but you shoot your self because it's way 2 annoying.

i wish that i was a dragon.

granted, a 500 ton dragon that cant move or breathe fire

i wish i was a hero

Ok but your platic and 1" tall.
I wish for a sandwhich

granted but it got ninja'd

i wish for a ninja'd post.

Granted, but the sandwhich has way to much meat on and and you choke on the meat
i wish for a new computer

lol
Ok but its a windows -5.

I wish for another sandwhich.

@sonicheroes
I wasn't ninja'd on the hero one. Hes just an action figure hero.

lol, i got my wish!


granted, but it's made of rocks.

i wish to be able to use chaos control

granted, but it was too much power to control so you died

i wish i didnt have arachnicphobia(did i spell it properly?)

You don't....but you're also dead.

I wish I wouldn' thave to make wishes on this thread, only corrupting.