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Granted, you get roundhouse kicked out the window and to your death.

I wish that I could materialize any weapon to use.

You abuse your charisma and materialize tons of weapons and mankind begins civil war and blah blah blah...until armageddon.

I wish for anything.

you get nothing.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish that is now reversed.

Unfortunately, they were all reversed to your doom.

I wish that stuff like this didn't exist.

Granted, but you are exactly what this is, so you don't exist, making yours and my post invalid.

You die because you didn't wish.

I wish I had a piece of PIE

Granted 592


I wish for some food

Granted, you die of food poisoning.

I wish that every single wish that I make became true.

granted, but since you technically didn't wish for anything on that post, nothing is true, making you false. you are then thrown into non-existience for no longer being true.

You get hit on the head with a Wish Hammer for not making a wish.

I wish that I had a giant robot dinosaur that could breathe fire and could only be controlled by me.

You die because you forgot to make a wish.

i wish that they had never made the my little ponies.

the ponies are never put into a TV show, but now they take vengeace upon you by haunting you every waking moment of every day, until you slip into madness.

I wish for my day to suck

Granted, but it sucks so bad that you kill yourself from all the misery.

I wish I could make any safe food, any time.

Granted, but you eat so much that you die from a heart attack.

I wish I could make any healthy safe food, any time.

granted, but you eat so much, your stomach expands to the point where it crushes your lungs, suffocating you.

I wish for the inverse of this wish: I wish I could get a better nights sleep.