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Granted, but you have insomnia therefore you can't have a good night sleep or a bad night sleep.

I wish for an Iphone 4S.

It explodes

I wish for a wish

Granted, the wish is that you slowly implode.

I wish that people would stop acting all paranoid with the fake apocalypse.

granted, but now a real apocalypse happens, and since nobody was paranoid, they all died.

I wish that My tennis match after school today will go well.

Granted, the tennis ball falls down a well.

I wish that there was a way to stop myself from dying (while still living an awesome eternity)

Granted, but you get stuck in an endless massacre.

I wish for me to kill epicness01

Unfortunately, that cannot be granted, because I'm IMMORTAL, LOSER!

Anyhoo, I wish for Sparx to jump down a well

granted, but before he does, he steals your immortality, and stabs you in the eye.

I wish I had a lawyer that could help me find the incorruptable wish.

Granted, but before he gives it to you, I kill him.

I wish that there was a way to stop myself from dying (while still living an awesome eternity)

granted, but you have no life anyway, so you couldn't die in the first place.

I wish I was made of rubber.

Granted, but you bounce into a rubber-band factory.

I wish you would get that you're not a freaking GOD! NORSE MYTHOLOGY IS JUST THAT! MYTH!

granted, but since this is the internet, nobody cares, I get to still act like one, and you look like a whiner.

I wish I had a grape.

Unfortunately, the person who picked it (and you) are color-blind, and it is actually a small portion of the mineral arsenic (because it is mined in the form of a bunch of grapes) and you die of poisoning.

I wish the world and everything on it (including gods of any kind) would die.

granted, but it turns out it was all in your mind. now you are locked in a mental institution.

I wish I didn't care.

Granted, you turn off the computer and kill yourself because you don't care about life.

I wish the world and everything on it (including gods of any kind) would die IN REAL LIFE!