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Wish granted, check out the "Spammers" thread. Look at my post. Just do that.

I wish for an iPod.

Granted, you attempt to jailbreak it but you fail and it becomes a dead weight.

I wish for a giant fish to swallow the first person on this page.

Granted, "this page" is the name I gave your chair, so a giant fish swallows you.

I wish for Darkfire would go die in a hole.

Granted, but you get taken down with me and die.

I wish that this annoying CAPTCHA and the adbots problem never existed in the first place.

Granted, but spammers still existed. And there was no way to stop them.

I wish spam didn't exist.

Granted, you only removed the Ham product.

I wish for thread deletion powers.

Granted, but you can only delete your threads.

I wish for pie.

Granted, 3.1415...

I wish internet spam was nonexistent.

granted but you have so much fun you go into cardiac arrest

I wish I was a jedi

granted you never made that wish because you never existed but then you exist...... = paradox, you land in a different dimension where they have no internet.

i wish to be the internet!

granted but you commit suicide do to the amount of spam


i wish i could breath fire

Granted, but your esophagus and lungs are incinerated in the process, and you die of suffocation.

I wish I could never die.

Granted, but aliens abduct you, and they make you vulnerable for one minute, allowing them to kill you.

I wish that no one could EVER corrupt my widsh, or any 'natural things to happen to me or my wish.

I ninja'd you!

Oh well, lets continue from you.

Granted, but because you are having so much fun gravity suddenly becomes so intense that your birthday presents, your cake, and all your birthday decorations get crushed into gravity.

I wish that I had an ion cannon to destroy earth.

Granted, but it explodes when you accidentally tipped some other chemicals into it.

I wish that all the fictional universes were actually real.