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granted, you controll everyone. you are now the king of the world and everything goes as you wish but then you wake up.

i wish for ice that will never melt, placed at the northpole and southpole.

Granted. The ice floats away as a glacier and attacks the eastern coast.

I wish for when I imagine something, it's there.

Wish Granted.

But the ice cracks into tiny tiny pieces, too small to hold.

I wish for a computer, that doesn't break, get viruses or slow down the slightest.

@ Daizi: Granted, you accidentally explode yourself when you imagine a bazooka.
@ Sloaner: Granted, but it doesn't come with a battery or A/C adapter.

I wish I could destroy the world.

Granted, but you destroy yourself.

I wish for a Prius C.

Granted, but it turns out to be a Transformer and goes to save the planet. It gets destroyed in the battle, and you never see it again.

I wish mythology never existed.

Granted, but then there is no reason to live.

I wish I could rule a castle.

Granted, but, instead, you get pie.

I wish I had a flamethrower.

Granted, but it goes crazy and pelts you in flames.

I wish I had a little cute kitty.

granted, you find a bad drawing of a flamethrower.

i wish to be awesome.

@ Daizi: Granted, but it has rabies and kills you.
@xAyjAy: Granted, but you're not awesome enough.

I wish I could do anything.

Granted, but you wanted to explore somewhere and you flew up in space and died because there is no oxygen.

I wish I could be Famous. Not Infamous.

Granted. One day, you are out on a walk and you get trampled by your fans.

I wish I could breathe anywhere

Granted, but now you have to breathe through the ball of your foot.

I wish I had two buckets of paint.

Granted, but you drop them and get covered in paint.

I wish i had 1000 cats XP