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Granted you get a rapping orange hedgehog wearing a top hat and he pushes you off a cliff.

I wish for a keyring.

Granted, but you have to rip off your finger in order to use it. (you said "keyring&quot

I wish I had all the money in the world.

granted, every country hates you and it's you against 192 other nations.

You have a heart attack and die for not making a wish.

I wish I couldn't die for any reason.

I wish for cheezburgerz.

Granted, you get way too many cheezburgerz and die of obesity.

Again, I wish I couldn't die for any reason.

ninjad

Granted, you live forever and live in boredom.

I wish for one cheezburger

Granted, it has so many fattening condiments you die of obesity.

I wish I could live forever in happiness and not die for any reason in that time.

Granted, your are happy but you are a LOSER who gets beaten up every day. Since you can't die you feel the same pain every day. You're too happy to realize you have lots of broken bones and a lung cancer.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, but that wish is for death.

I wish for a good, eternal life in which I cannot be injured or die for any reason.

i wish youd shut up

You explode for 2 reasons.
1. Not posting "Granted but______"
2. Being annoying.

I wish you would be quiet.

not granted
i wish you'd shut up

Granted, but only to a user I don't know.

I wish all the spam was gone.

granted i wish you were gone