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You had a panda, but it died on the same day you were born.

I wish for better mornings

you drank five hour energy and got better mornings but then the five hour energies burned through your stomach

I wish for easier and less homework

Granted, you now taking remedial classes.

I wish for ten silver platters of exquisite gemstones.

Granted but now you are half eagle and half cat

I wish for world peace

I read that that wrong and gave you world peas. You were then crushed by billions of peas....

You're wish is granted, but AG crashes no matter how much you try.

I wish to die.

You live in peace forever.
I wish for self-righteous suicide.

Granted, your entire house becomes filled with mountain dew with you inside so you drown.

I wish that Iron Man 3 is as awesome as it looks.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted, but then it spontaneoulsy combusts.

I wish my parents didn't hate the music i listen to.

Granted, but your tongue suddenly falls off and you get a new fake one and when you finally drink your pepsi, it tastes like poo.

I wish i could stay up longer. WITHOUT having negative side effects.

Granted, but you now must drink 10 liters of Coffee a day.

I wish people on the internet would use better grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. Seriously, spellcheck is right there, is it THAT hard to right click a word?

Granted, now everyone has become grammar Nazis...congrats...you brought Nazis back

I wish the Nazis were gone again

Granted, the Communists take over the role of the Nazis and succeed.

I wish that I wasn't such a huge procrastinator.

Granted, but you need to think for a while about your decision.
I wish I had 200 free cans of OctoCan!

granted but the kitty hates you and everyone else and it wants to kill you

I wish for world peace