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Granted, but Kyo sues you for copyright issues.

I wish for a M249 SAW

M249 SAW turns into a baby gun of doom which poops bloody knives onto your buttchecks that get turned into something nastily beautiful on your prespective, most likely an asswad.

I wish for a cake that tastes like cake which contains cake flavor of cakeing fantasingly caking on the flavorcakingland.

Wish granted, but the chef who made the cake appears before you and murders you because you planned on eating his masterpiece.

I wish for knowledge.

Granted, you know completely useless facts, none of which are amusing, interesting, or funny.

I wish for a Winter Armatar Contest!

Granted, but all submissions are blank white slates, meant to be snow.

I wish for world peace.

You wish for world peace on opposite day and cause world chaos.
I wish that I could travel through time.

Granted, but you become stuck at 4 billion years later.

I wish for a new armatar.

Your armatar becomes an ugly hobo with no feet.

Oops, no wish.

I wish for 50 arms.

Your 50 arms constantly slap you in the face.

I wish to have a flying car.

You're flying car stalls mid-flight.

I wish more people would post in this thread.

You get banned.

I wish I had apple pie.

Granted. But Strop feels jealous and murders you with his epic ninja-horse skills.

I wish Amanda could not fly.

Granted. But she flies into the Sun and explodes.

I wish WOM was still going on

WOM is on, but then you turn into a grape.

i wish my feet smelled like lovely cinnmon marvelous things instead of feet.