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Granted, but you are very bored as a result.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

The "cheese" is actually a slice of yellow silicon.

I wish I had a peat zombie lemming.

Granted, but a Doom Shroom destroyed it.
I wish I entered The Elites without dying!

Granted, but nobody else would like to play with you.

I wish i had more time.

Granted, but it is in the form of hindsight on when you should have used time more appropriately

I wish Ernie was back

Granted, but he's a zombie.
I wish I could rule the world.

You do, but then everyone moves to Mars.

I wish that it would snow.

Granted. but an avalanche kills you.
I wish for a game!

Granted, but its a board game called Learn 2 shave.
I wish I had a hat made of soy based gelatin.

Granted, but it collapses and you end up with horrible tofu in your hair.
I wish the cake would stop lying.

Granted..now it YOLOs

I wish I could go back in time and never take my hiatus

granted but they missed you with missiles. they triggered a domino effect and a whole country dies.

i wished they get resurected (zombie apokalypse, the end of the world).

Granted,but if you do something other than only kill those people that are about to die you turn into a normal person with only a quarter of your lifespan.

I wish to be a wild cat.

Granted, but your neighbors are partying all night and making so much noise that you can't fall asleep.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible.

Granted, but you have to take all your clothes off, and it has a tendency to turn off without warning.