You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted, but he's so tame that he is scared of snow.I wish my mom would stop nagging me.
Granted, but she becomes mute.I wish it snowed loads tomorrow.
Granted, your house gets buried in snow, and you starve.I wish upon a star.
Granted, but now your cat is so adorable that you can't stop staring at him, so you become a cave creature and refer to your cat as "My precious."I wish that my keyboard is in alphabetical order.
Granted, Some dude messes up all keyboards and rearranges them all into omegabetical order instead of qwerty or alphabetical order. I wish I could have a pet... pillow. Seems fairly safe.
Granted, It pees on the floor.I wish I saw a "uddy tat"(Tweety Bird impersonation)
Granted but your stomach aches insteadi wish i have a unicorn
Granted, but it impales you with its horn.I wish I had shark teeth.
Granted! You get a 'thing' - A wasps' nest. They sting you. Badly.I wish I had a giant cheeseburger.
Granted. She slaps you in the face for not giving her a present.I wish I had a computer/laptop.
Granted. computer/laptop have a evil soul in it waht gonna kill you.I wish i had a moonwalking potion
Granted...it's like, 20 feet wide!I wish ads would go away
Granted but ads will hunt you forvereI wish i had unicorn
Granted but the unicorn flies away to the land of wonderland..I wish I had a house.
Granted but in house is evil spirit waht gonna kill youI wish i can fly
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