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No wish! I get two wishes!
I wish for JB to become mute. Permanently.
I wish for another nice hat.

Granted, JB sings with sign language
Granted, that hat is so nice it dissolves

I wish I had food

Granted, but the food is disgusting.

I wish i owned every game i wanted.

Granted. You get so frustrated that you download Cheat Engine. The dubious Brohersoft (not a misspelling; they actually write it that way in the setup wizard) software crashes your computer and wipes your saves. Then it corrupts your games, your Steam account and your happiness.
I wish Justin Bieber would stop singing forever. And not die while doing so.

Granted, Justin Beiber takes on tap dancing

I wish I had a ability to turn to a shadow and back

granted but you can only use it once and when light hits you you die.

i wish i could program videos and games.

Granted, but your games turn out to be rubbish and no one plays them.

I wish i was a film director.

Granted, you suck so much you get fired

I wish I was a dragon for the rest of my life

Granted, but you get killed by knights.

I wish i could be an eagle for the day (or two)

Granted, but then the eagle inhabits your body and when you come back, you're tied up in an insane asylum.

I wish my midterms would disappear.

granted, but you disappear as well.

I wish i had all the food i wanted at anytime.

Granted, but you now have so much food that you get buried under it all and suffocate.

I wish that I wasn't lazy.

Granted, You play so many sports you faint

I wish I had a cow

Granted, your cow is in a china shop, and you now have to pay for all the damages.

I wish I could play my X-box right now.

Granted, you dont have any good games so it sucks

I wish I could wish