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Granted, but you understand so much that the government gets worried and you "accidentally" fall down a couple flights of stairs.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but then it moved into your house and you lived outside.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you waste the wish on wishing for poop.

I wish for alot of milk chocolate.

Granted, but they made a lil "mistake" and use rat-milk, enjoy.

I wish for a bigger TV-screen.

granted, but it will be a china made

i wish to have a blackberry z10

Granted, but its a lemon.

I wish for a new monitor.

Granted, but everytime your parents walk near, porn shows up randomly and you can't close it until they leave.

I wish to be talented in everything.

Granted, then your talented at suicide.

I wish for Kim Jong Il in mah house (jk)

Granted..your house then became the most awesome place in the world. Due to your "jk", however, he disappears and your house is now not awesome

I wish for Kim Jong Un to come and snuggle me

Granted, but there will be unwanted penetration.

I wish I could travel alongside the Avenged Sevenfold crew and watch them perform live EVERY DAY!!!!

Granted, if you found a feary you´ll have one free.

I wish for Starcraft on TV.

Granted, but when it's on TV , you're on your way to school!

I wish I could wear those hidden and secret things over there in my closet.

Granted, but the reason why they're hidden so well is because they're invisible clothes, so it kind of defeats the purpose of wearing clothes.

I wish I had more raspberry truffles.

Granted..you regurgitate the ones you previously ate

I wish for some of Terry's food

Granted, but it turns to **** when you're about to bite it.

I wish I understood what

if you found a feary you´ll have one free.