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Granted, but understanding the meaning drives you insane.

I wish for spring to start early.

Granted, but today is the first day of spring already, so you'll have to wait until next year if you want spring to start early.

I wish I knew how Toni Basil got so flexible at the age of 38.

Granted, you meet Sergei Prokofiev (1891-1956), sadly he is dead and can't explain.

I wish for me to think of a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, but it's such a perfect wish that everyone gets jealous and you die of jealousy poisoning. You also didn't really grant my wish, you just threw a Russian composer in there for no reason whatsoever and passed it off as relevant to the game.

I wish people would pay attention.

Granted, they pay attention... on themselves.

I wish for a Kebab.

Granted, but you find out that it's made out of soyabeans.

I wish for a wishing well full of wish candy.

Granted, you get a 'wishing well' that has a(1) wish candy, but there is a condition to use the wishing well, to eat a wish candy, but there are some problems with that: one, you only 'have' one candy, and two, you accidentally dropped it(the wish candy) into the well [the well has no bucket, and is near bottomless].


I wish to be able to create dimensional pockets.

Granted, but now when you try and put your wallet away, it enters the fourth dimension and you are unable to retrieve it.

I wish my cough would go away.

Granted, but now you have a sneeze.

I wish someone would finish my project for me.

Granted, but that someone did such a terrible job that you have to repeat the class next year.

I wish I knew what the mystery was behind the Bermuda Triangle.

Granted, but then you fall into Dante's hell.

I wish I could get my normal comptuer back instead of having to use the lag machine.

Granted, but in your absence, your normal computer has gone to the dark side.

I wish this site had escape games with quests.

Granted, but then a giraffe falls on you.

I wish Trapped 4 was on this website.

Granted, but you get trapped 4 ever on this website with no escape.

I wish there were more places to acquire chicken & waffles.

Granted, but the Canadian government closes them all.

I wish I had met Eric Clapton.