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Granted, but you still do it horribly.

I wish to go to the beach.

There is a riptide and you get dragged out to sea.

I wish for a house of gold.

Granted, but it is the size of your thumb.

I wish my Sonic Screwdriver was real.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted, but then it locks instead of unlocks and unlocks instead of locks.

I wish Doctor Who was less dumb.

Granted, it is watched by all, and all become whovians (world domination complete)

I wish the world domination by the WTTDA (Whovian's Today Total Domination: America) was complete.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted, but a year later the the organization collapses, putting the Earth in chaos.

I wish I had some food right now.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I had a plate.

Granted, but it breaks when you touch it.

I wish I had a clock right now.

Granted, but it doesn't tell time.

I wish for a good book.

Granted, but it gives you a really bad paper cut at the end of it, causing you to bleed.

I wish i had a plaster so that i could gve it to Riptizoid.

granted but you explode
I wish for wish for wish for wish fow wish

Granted, but those wishes go to somebody you hate.

I wish for a fan.

Granted, but its the kind of fan that stalks you and follows you around, not the fan that cools you down with wind. Needless to say, he stalks you EVERYWHERE, including your most private moments.

I wish for natural disasters to cease and desist.

Granted, but then man-made disasters start happening more frequently.

I wish that I never have to sleep.

Granted, you die, therefore no longer having to sleep

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

~~~Darth Caedus