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Granted, but then you get hit by something.

I wish I had a frame.

Granted, but it's 2km^2 wide so it flattens your entire town.

I wish for the next wish someone poses on this thread to not be granted.

Granted, my wish wil not be granted.

I wish to die.

Granted, but then you reincarnate.

I wish I had robot.

Granted, you get a toy robot.

I wish I had a full grown dragon that will obey my every command.

Granted, but a knight named sir Riptizoid kills your dragon and assumes you are an evil sorcerer, so he kills you too.

I wish I was a cyborg knight with yogurt laser beams.

Granted, You are a cyborg knight with yogurt laser beams who is one inch tall.

I wish for a box of staples.

Granted, but they're implanted into your skull and you must use surgery to get them out.

I wish for a toy.

Granted, you get a cheap toy that was made in China and breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish for more Coca-cola.

Granted, but I am Chinese, and I play joke inside your coke.

I wish my mom told me she was proud of me before she died.

Granted, but you were sleeping when this occurred so you never heard it.

I wish for a plate of pancakes.

Granted
But..are you really sure you want to eat them? I mean...the cook didn't wash his hands after taking that ****...and he never used a spatula to cook them...

I wish things could just...go back to before..

Granted, everything is back to before...........in the year 3078.

I wish for some bolded italics.

Granted, but because of your carelessness, you create a thread before it was meant to be, releasing reapers into the world.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted
It's a nice replica, ain't it?

I wish for puppets. Scary puppets