Granted, but you get so so smart that everyone burns you at the stake for witchcraft.
I wish that I had a wonderful little incorruptible penguin and an incorruptible mini-pig that will never grow up, and that all my pets(counting the penguin and mini-pig and my kitten)would live forever, and that this wish is incorruptible, and that it all counts as one wish.
Having no idea what a Jelly Bean kernel is, granted, you get an actual android with a phone inside of it, but it doesn't work, as it has a jelly bean center.