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You realize that you didn`t wish.

I wish for 10 years worth of NAPLAN worksheets.
(not to disrupt the order of NAPLAN)

Um... My brother never plays this.
I don't know what NAPLAN is... so... Granted, but you suffocate under them all.

I wish that I RULED THE WORLD FOREVER!

Everyone raves over you being the most powerful person in the world and tramples over you.

I wish for kylefitch to be weird.

kylefitch becomes the most normal person in the multiverse and gets killed by weird looking aliens for making them look like they are crazier than normal.

I wish to be the craziest person on this planet.

Granted, but you have to be controlled by twitch

I wish I could the ocarina.

Be or play?^^

Equal what it is, granted, now you are in a video game... sadly an EMP is happened and the whole thing is broken, you are lost forever.

I wish for a banana!

Granted, but it's Celestia in a banana suit. (I had to)

I wish for an apple

It's the poison apple from Snow White and you DIE!
P.S. I already am weird! And I did say FOREVER, so I can't die.

I wish I had five incorruptible penguins, three boys and two girls.

You become the landing pad for 3 girl and 2 boy penguins. You all die from the landing, as they fell from space.

I wish I could command a legion ninjas that can teleport.

Granted, but they don't like you, so they kill you.

I wish for a legion of samurai that won't kill me.

Granted, but they all kill each other and then one of their distant cousins gets mad and kills you.

I wish that PENGUINS AND I RULED THE WORLD!!!


(You can tell I like penguins.)

Granted, but they don't like you, and barely let you do anything. (If you like penguins, you must love me)

I wish I hadn't mixed up Haha, not anymore with this thread.

Granted, but a random stranger kills you for not making any sense.

I wish a jolly sink would laugh in Nancy Pelosi's face.

Granted, but she is so crushed she kills herself.

I wish for a greatcoat that is my size.

Granted, but the reason that it is so great, is that it is sentient and evil. It kills you.

I wish for a trench coat that is my size, that can not do any harm to me what so ever.