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I wish trees X lava = LAZER GUNS

trees x lava = pinapple

i wish i had a fabulous potehto

Granted, but frankly it doesn't exist...

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but Hamas breaks it 1 day later.

I wish I had a bottle that had an infinite amount of Razzleberry Peace Tea.

btw, trees x lava = pineapple grenades. Everyone knows that.

the Razzleberry Peace Tea tastes horrible.

I wish I could sell abe10 for 5 dollars.

by pinapple grenades... is thet an referance to Bloons Tower (monkey) defence 3-5?

Granted. I give you $5 and I am now free.

I wish my college campus sold all 9 flavors of Peace Tea.

but Of COURSE!! What other entity in all of HISTORY has ever used Pineapples as Grenades?!?

Granted, but then your school turned into a 7/11.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but now they do there needs in the sky, making it rain poop and pee.

I wish for there to be everlasting World Peace.

Granted. It was invented by Willy Wonka while he made the Three-Course Dinner Chewing Gum. His plan for world peace will be distributed after he works out the Blueberry pie.

I wish riku would stop wishing in pseudocode.

Granted, but he acts like an undesireable character.

I wish all my homework was magically complete.

Granted, you have to RickRoll some you know every time you want to complete your daily homework.

I wish for a fight between Elizabeth Sherman and St. John Allerdyce.

Granted, you are in the middle of the fight and you get beaten black and blue.

I wish for my personal TARDIS.

Gtearnd, but it cmoes wtih eervy tinhg and caharectr in dtcoor who. mllnoiis of.

I wsih I can tpye peporr egnsilh.

Granted, but you speak english so well that your head explodes.

I wish for smarter presidents.

Granted, but you speak english so well that your head explodes.