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Granted. It jumps out of your computer and breaks it. Your male pony begins to eat all of the technology in your house and neighborhood.

I wish Mine-Craft was sold for $3 billion instead of $2.5 billion.

Granted, but it only lasts for 0.1 seconds.

I wish for my pony to stop eating technology/electronics.

Granted. You push it out of your house and onto your neighbor's property. The pony begins to eat your neighbor's tech. Your neighborhood hates you.

I wish for a cloud of ninja stars that I can psychically throw and retrieve.

Granted, but they only throw into your head.


I wish my biceps were as big as Chuck norris'.

Granted, but They get so big your little stick-like arms fall over and you can't move ever again.

I wish for even better pizza.

Granted, but my "little stick like arms" are the crust, and the toppings consist of all 11 of your toes.

I wish for a pacifistic invincible purple unicorn.

Granted, but it died shortly after you recieved it.

I wish for my pony to stop eating technology/electronics.

Granted. You push it out of your house and onto your neighbor's property. The pony begins to eat your neighbor's tech. Your neighborhood hates you.

Granted, it now eats humans instead. Starting with you of course.

I wish for a giant leaf which is light and portable.

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granted, but when it fell from the sky, it turned out to be an phytromanican leaf
(a phytromanican leaf is a type of seaweed, witch if it detects something toching it, an trapdoor opens leading to a clear sack witch is hardness level 8/10 and hardness level ten is the strength of diamond.) it was so huge you could not run away from it, thus trapping you in the sack. it is light, though.

I wish I had a pony that does nothing that humans thought of "bad".
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Granted, but it defecated on your couch, ate your whole fridge, and clogged your urinal.(none are "bad", there all just not so good.

I wish i looked like Zack Galafanakus. Can't tell if I spelled that right...

Granted, but the granter doesn't know who is Zack, so now you look like a pie.

I wish said user above made more "captioned funnies"... if you know what i mean.

//typegranted,[s]but[s]you[s]suddenly[s]get[s]shot[s]by[s]a[s]lazer[s]gun[s]beacuase[s]I[s]do[s]not[s]get[s]what[s]you[s]mean.
granted, but you suddenly get shot by a lazer gun beacuase I do not get what you mean.
//shoot[Loop[ul]Stratos]=abouve=diamond,crystal/blue/green.,blue//106posts__=105posts,[s][s]___=l.g.//bk.mk.a_=now
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So... What's your wish ?

I wish there was a simpler way of shooting someone. like this:
//shoot

Riku you're weird.

I wish for Riku to turn normal.