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Granted, it already is.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted but you are a terrible ninja and make more noise then you would if you were acting normally.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you can only teleport into the middle of the ocean.

I wish polar bears lived in Mongolia.

Granted but they evolve into jungle bears and kill everyone.

I wish I could grow trees with a thought.

Granted, but the trees you think about growing are deadly to all life on Earth.

I wish humans could thrive on every planet in the solar system.

Granted but everybody gets jealous of one another and intergalactic war begins.

I wish that buses were nicer.

Granted, but now that so many more people are taking the nice new buses every day, there are so many more of them that driving becomes hell.

I wish the hair on my head would stop growing.

Granted, but now it un-grows and you're brain is being strangled by you're hair.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but they're the most useless superpowers anyone has ever had.

I wish I were 7 feet tall.

Granted, but only when you jump on a trampoline.

I wish I could produce a film.

Granted, but the only person willing to star in your film is Katherine Heigl.

I wish I wasn't so cold all the time.

(That's not the worst that could have happened...)

Granted but now it's as hot as the sun all over the world.

I wish I could know everything.

Granted, you die from a sudden information overload.

I wish for a watch which can control time.

Granted but to activate it you must break a bone in you're body.

I wish I could play piano.

Granted. You could &quotlay" it, but it's so bad everyone who hears it dies.

I wish to get lots of cash.