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Granted but all the RPG's turn into bad spin-offs of bad with dames.

I wish that I had more money.

Granted. You drown in a river of money, until you can't breath, killing you.

I wish i can kill foxes at will.

Granted but when you do their souls haunt you forever.

I wish that we had more forests.

Granted. One of the trees was planted above you.

I wish i can haz a usable 3DS.

Granted but it uses so much power you cause a blackout across Indonesia.

I wish Indonesia didn't have a black out due to that one faulty 3DS.

Granted, it has a black out because you took a major leak on the power lines.

I wish all my school was done.

(you stalker XD )

Granted, you died because of that.

I wish JACK is dead. Oh wait, he already is.

Granted, JACK is dead, whoever JACK is, but JACKinbigletters haunts your dreams for eterintiy.

I really wish I had a really good pizza right now.

Granted. It has a poison that makes you die the instant you touch it.

I wish i didn't forgot to wish.

Granted, but your use of a past-tense active verb to modify a past tense passive verb causes whomever is granting the wish the inadvertently destroy the universe out of utter confusion.

I wish this cheap Walmart soda contained sugar.

Granted but it now contains so much sugar it's just a bottle of wet sugar.

I wish for some orange juice.

Granted, but it's habanero juice that happens to be orange.

I wish for a bottle of wet sugar. That actually sounds delicious.

Granted but you just get a bottle of cheep Walmart soda instead.

I wish to own a plot of land.

Granted, you own two square feet in Mexico, but it's stolen from a drug cartel, and he wants it back.

I wish I had vegetables in my house.

Granted but they are atomically altered and are a-hankering for some human.

I wish I could sit down.