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I have been slain...

I rise from the dead and bring with me a Gun with no bullets!

Hmmm... That reminds me of something...

George W. Bush-Now THAT'S retarded.

a rubber chicken, I said it FIRST

A guinea pig. NO NO WAIT, a CLAWLESS guinea pig. NO NO WAIT!! A clawless BLIND guinea pig. NO NO WAIT! A clawless blind PACIFIST guinEa pig that listens to SONNY AND CHER!! NO WAIT!!! A... no, no I had it last time.

the most retarded weapon in a fight...AIR! well its actually how u use it... ID THROW IT (from my hand) AT THE ENEMY TO KNOCK 'EM OUT!

or id use a piece of cotton!

the most retarded weapon you could in a fight?

defense!

a potato chip, it would break right after you hit them with it

Peanut Butter.

a butter knife with no butter...

Toast

a bread loaf

1.toothick
2.wii gun thing
3.expo dry erase marker
4.tablecloth

a button!

toe nail clippers

1.Britney Spears
2.A tootbrush
3.A slice of ham
4.A bottle of tequilla