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Demonshredd
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A dangerous amount of nothing!

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Zophia
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paper is useless
Not if you papercut the right places.

A wad of wool, to small to choke someone with.
Zerlock1124
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Technically, anything can be used to kill someone, mostly by choking.

Except...

A singulatory eyelash

Zerlock1124
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@healmeal: If the air is compressed, it can do some pretty nasty damage to one's lungs...

Sorry for the double post...

Naruto
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a finger nail won't do much at all

Cenere
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You haven't seen my nails...

My artskills. Wouldn't hurt a thing.

Zophia
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Yeah, don't dis fingernails. If they're sharp, they can be rather dangerous...

The eyelash is probably one of the best suggestions. Or maybe a single drop of clean water?

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A tiny blade of grass in which I would continuously poke someone with until they die. Oh but then it's effective, eventually, they'll get a skin rash after a couple hours, so it's not very effective at first huh? Dang.

I'm out =\\

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Jello

Monocycles
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a clump of poodle fur

spanky
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A rubber chicken.

Graham
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jello - suffication
clump of poodle fur - suffication
a rubber chicken - suffication, beaten
single drop of clean water - someone w/ hydrophobia would jump off a cliff
artskills - someone without all senses except sight would freak out at all the dancing electrons on the paper

fun to exploit ways to die

still have to go w/ my answer of lepton

StraightJaketMan
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A salmonela-free egg.

Annihalation
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A pillow! everyone knows that

thoadthetoad
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this ones epic fail:
A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, ATTACKED TO YOUR WRISTS.

arkaninerenegade
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http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=570899

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