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Monocycles
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all you do on this is write down what not to do on a date. i'll start

after hearing about how she loves eating chinese but wants to lose weight you take her to the nearest burger king and order 2 whoppers

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SirNoobalot
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after a very romantic dinner, you are driving home with your girlfriend when you recieve a call. its your OTHER girlfriend. " o hold on i gotta take this call its my other girlfriend" you say. your girlifriend immediately slaps you, dumps you, and gets out of the car at the nearest gas station......

imthebest
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you say you like playing gears 2?

dacer
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scream the wrong name in bed. xD

im_tha_man
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You tell her that her dress makes her look chubby XD = instant slap in face lol

imthebest
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scream the wrong name in bed. xD
rotflmao

ask her if she had any boyfriends
imthebest
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donât make up "facts" about yourself to appear impressive

C_is_for_Cookie
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Pretend to be someone else!

im_tha_man
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Tell her you have Herpies! LOL

Destor
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1. Say you bought her some chocolates, but ate them all
2. Bring your friend (and his date) with you, and decide you like his date better.
3. Make a painting for her, a painting of your ex.
4. Go to a fancy restaurant, and forget your wallet.
5. Ask her a ton of questions, then ask the same ones again. And again. And again.
6. Say you are going to your favorite place to get food, which happens to be McDonalds.
7. If it's a blind date, show relief when you see her and say "Oh, good, you're a lot fatter than the last girl"
8. If you do number 4, pretend to go to the bathroom and sneak out.
9. Throw up.
10. Start a food fight.

dacer
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tell her to get on her knees, open her mouth, and shut up.

imthebest
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act like an idiot (duh)

JukeboxVillian
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show her a tatoo with a different girls name XD

dacer
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say anyhting that ends in uber or super or mega or beggins with any of em.

imthebest
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...or things likeEPIC FAIL.

LucasDaLegend
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*poop* "What's that smell?"

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