all you do on this is write down what not to do on a date. i'll startafter hearing about how she loves eating chinese but wants to lose weight you take her to the nearest burger king and order 2 whoppers
You feel a little thicker than the last time I embraced you.
At the beginning, tell her that you need to make a quick tweet then ask her how to spell 'fatty boom-boom'
Keep saying "my ex did it better" each time she does something good.
Say "Wha-Shaaaaaaaoooooowwwwwwwww!!!!" and wave your hand in various directions in an attempt to lure her away. Say it was your inner spirits releasing from you and the same things happen when you go to the restroom.
Smosh, right?
Tell her that she is ugly.
tell her that you need to go to the wc to vomit right after you saw her.
call another girl or have the girl call you and not tell them your busy
"As of right now, I'm rash-free.""What color is your poo in the morning?""You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
smack her *** and say it jiggles!
touch her "thingies"
say "suck it *****!!"
Don't do anything since it won't work you with her anyway.
'Hey My school project is to find the most jiggly thing , * jiggles , Hmmm Nope this isnt jiggly enough!
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