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pencil
level 5 arms
*requires pencil sharpener*

+999 of everything
*if sharpened +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 everything*

Atomic Shotgun
level 30 Two-Handed Arms

+1000 stat #1
+500 stat #2
+500 stat #3
+1000 stat #4

Gives the *Double Blast* attack
*Double Blast* gives all characters the *Nuclear Fallout* stat on all in-battle characters
*Nuclear Fallout* kills all victims after one turn.

Who the **** thought this was a good idea?

Fallout Vault
Level 30 Armor

-500 all stats

Gives *Apocalypse Protection*
*Apocalypse Protection* protects against *Nuclear Fallout*

Guaranteed 100% Nuke-proof or your money back!

[b] Tommy Gun
Level 50 primary arms

+10 bullet penetration
+10 confidence
+10 everything
[i]Here,s lookin at you, punk.

Duct Tape Robot

Lvl 50 Armor

+1000 Vitality

+500 Armor

+0.5 Attack

Surprisingly, duct tape is pretty effective armor. Too bad there's no way to attack within that bulky suit of yours

Silver Battleaxe
Level 15 Two-Handed Arms

+35 Strength
+10 Vitality

This works surprisingly well on vampires.

"Fists of Chuck Norris":

Level: Over 9000!
Bare Handed if you are Chuck Norris, otherwise nonexistant

+â everything

You are not Chuck Norris. You are just a wannabe poser. Chuck Norris would still beat you in a fight. He's invincible.

M divided by 0, where M = any positive number.
Level NaN -1 Handed Arms

+ [impossible to present as coding] Strength
+ [processor insufficient] Speed
+ [Google Chrome.exe has encountered a problem and has had to close] Focus

Good God, Veradux! It's destroying the WORLD! RUN, WHILE YOU STILL - arrgh.

cactus bat
Level 100 Two-Handed Arms

+300 attack
+200 speed
+250 instinct
+300 poison piercing
+300 physical piercing
+50 focus

a green baseball bat with sharp poisonous spikes, one drop and a whale die.

Toothbrush of Revival
Level 5 One-Handed Arms

+5 Attack
+1 Speed
+10 Focus
+1000 Dental Hygiene

Brushing your teeth has been clinically proven to save lives...

Chaos Emerald
Level 10 One-Handed Arms

+10 attack
+50 speed
-50 Focus
-2 Vitality
+5 Focus Regen
This Emerald is pulsating with strange energy that disrupts your focus, yet gives you energy and slows down time.

Balloon Sword
Level 0 One-Handed Arm
Damage 1-1
+9999999 Noobiness
-9999999 Awesomeness
You don't even know why you have this...

Facepalm
Lvl 1 Two-handed weapon

-1 vit
-1 speed
-1 strength
-1 int
-10 focus.

Why am i surrounded by stupidity

Count to 100 Memorial Sword
Level 10 Two-handed sword

-2 vit
+100 Agility
+15 int

Legends Edge
Level 27 Two-handed sword

+1000 Vit
+42 Speed
+93 Strength
+53 Int
+67 Agility

Complete the Objective Helmet
Level 15 Helmet

+25 Int
+10 Vit
+5 Focus

The helmet that was forgotten when the original CTO finished